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Something Everyone Is Bad At

  • NoobCraftersUnited

    NoobCraftersUnited

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DivineMC Free Ranks SMP Fun!

    DivineMC Free Ranks SMP Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒŒ Welcome to DivineMC

    Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/DvzzQRTrrV

    โœจ Features Youโ€™ll Love:

      • ๐Ÿ”น Economy & Quests – Build your empire and finish fun tasks.
      • ๐Ÿ”น Custom Enchants – Power up with magic gear!
      • ๐Ÿ”น Player Shops & Auction House – Trade and grow in a lively market.
      • ๐Ÿ”น Land Claims & Grief Protection – Build safe and sound.
      • ๐Ÿ”น Community Events – Join cool events with great prizes!
      • ๐Ÿ”น Friendly Staff & Active Community – Youโ€™re not just a player, youโ€™re family.

    ๐Ÿ’Ž Get a Free Rank + Beta Rewards!

    Join the Discord!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PrisonTech: Classic OG Returns!

    PrisonTech: Classic OG Returns!

    New Minecraft Servers

    PrisonTech โ€“ The Classic OG Prison Server Returns!

    Release Date: July 5th, 11am PST IP: us.prisontech.net Version: 1.21.5 Discord: Join Us!


    What is PrisonTech?

    PrisonTech is a throwback Minecraft prison server. It brings back the fun from the good old days of YouTube, made famous by SSundee and TechGe3ks LLC. Now, itโ€™s run by Nexolite! Theyโ€™ve rebuilt it, made it better, and added cool stuff while keeping the grind alive!


    Features:

      • Classic A-F Rank ups
      • Tiered Shops with Balanced Economy
      • KOTH, Casinos, PvP
      • Player Plots & Cells
      • Frequent Events & Giveaways

    Release Day Events:

    On launch day, there will be fun events all day! Join in to grab unique items that will never come back!


    Why Join?

    This is not a pay-to-win server. Itโ€™s a small, fun community that cares! Whether you want to grind, chill, or fight, thereโ€™s a place for you in our cell blocks. Join the Discord for more news about the re-release!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • EternalMC Magic Quest SMP 1.20.1

    EternalMC Magic Quest SMP 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to EternalMC!

    Modded SMP Java Version: 1.20.1 Status: Whitelisted


    Big News! EternalMC just launched a fresh server with MC Eternal 2! Itโ€™s live now! Perfect time for all players, old and new, to jump in.


    Why MC Eternal 2 is Awesome:

      • Tons of Quests: Get ready for a huge questline! Do stuff like farming, magic, science, and even fight bosses. There are side quests too!

      • Mix of Tech and Magic: Build cool stuff like solar panels, jetpacks, and even go to the moon!

      • Fun Currency System: Collect and trade special coins from quests and shops. Team up with pals or go solo!

      • Cool World to Explore: Find new places, dungeons, and hidden treasures. Watch out for traps and bosses!

      • Challenging Gameplay: Experience hardcore modes and survival events. Can you handle it?

    Join Us Now!

      • Build your base and unlock quests from the start.
      • Team up with friends or make new ones.
      • Enjoy a world made for fun and freedom.

    Hope to see you all there! Join our Discord: EternalMC Discord

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MidnightBlock Art Chaos Fun!

    MidnightBlock Art Chaos Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    MidnightBlock

    Welcome to MidnightBlock, a fun Minecraft canvas like r/place!

    In this space, you can:

      • Place 1 block at a time with a cooldown.
      • Create memes, chaos, or pixel art.
      • Mess with each other’s work!

    Event Duration:

      • Start: July 5, 2025
      • End: August 5, 2025

    Game Versions:

    Java Edition: block.mntale.fun (1.21.6 & 1.21.7)

    Bedrock Edition: beblock.mntale.fun (Port: 19133)

    Map View:

    Check it out here!

    Things to Know:

      • Canvas size: 512×512
      • Block cooldown grows daily
      • Color picker GUI for easy placing
      • Commands:
        • /center โ€“ Go to the center
        • /top โ€“ Fly to the top
        • /hide โ€“ Hide other players

    Rules:

      • No NSFW or bad builds
      • Keep it mild, no toxic stuff
      • Server is up 24/7

    Artists, trolls, or just curious folks, thereโ€™s room for all on this canvas. Join the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • DaPirates SMP: Set Sail Now!

    DaPirates SMP: Set Sail Now!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ DaPirates SMP ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ

    Set Sail for Fun!

    ๐Ÿ”ฅ Server IPs:

      • Java: play.dapirates.xyz
      • Bedrock: game.dapirates.xyz:35501

    ๐ŸŽฎ Version:

    1.21.6 / 1.21.7

    ๐Ÿงญ Mode:

    Survival (Pirate-Themed)

    ๐ŸŒ Crossplay:

    Java & Bedrock

    ๐Ÿฆœ What We Offer:

      • โœ… Custom Rankup System
      • โœ… Thriving Economy & Shops
      • โœ… Active & Friendly Crew
      • โœ… Players From All Over
      • โœ… No Pay-to-Win

    โš“ All are welcome, from old sea dogs to new mates. Join DaPirates and make your mark!

    ๐Ÿ“Œ Join Now:

    Java: play.dapirates.xyz Bedrock: game.dapirates.xyz:35501

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ Discord:

    Join Us Here!

    โ›ต “Sail into Survival. Conquer the seas. Become a legend.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • United Lands SMP: Epic Wars Await!

    United Lands SMP: Epic Wars Await!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒ United Lands [SMP] {1.21.4}

    Welcome to United Lands! A cool Earth server where you can build, fight, and trade. Itโ€™s like real life but with blocks!


    ๐ŸŽฅ Check Out Our Trailer!

    Watch the fun! See wars, cool gear, and towns. Itโ€™s a must-watch!


    ๐Ÿ› ๏ธ Deep Gameplay

      • Build and claim towns.
      • Roleplay and have fun.
      • Find custom items like avocados and mac & cheese.

    ๐Ÿ’น Progress Your Way

      • Pick from 7 jobs with skill trees.
      • Unlock Masterwork Armor and cool upgrades.
      • Join a town or start your own.

    ๐Ÿ’ต Player-Driven Economy

      • No Admin Shops here!
      • Players make their own shops.
      • Find the best deals or sell your stuff.

    ๐Ÿ’ธ Fair Play

      • No Pay-to-Win!
      • All store items are just for looks.
      • Everyone has a fair chance.

    โš”๏ธ Epic Wars

    Join big battles! Team up with friends to defend or conquer. New war system coming soon for even more fun!


    ๐Ÿ“ฐ This Week’s Highlights

      • Auldgreg and Kolabear won the lore contest.
      • Event championships are coming with big prizes!

    ๐Ÿ“ฑ Follow Us

    Check out our Instagram for town showcases and news!


    Ready to Play?

    This server is open 24/7 for both Bedrock and Java players!


    ๐Ÿ“‘ Server IP: play.unitedlands.net

    ๐Ÿ’ฌ Join Our Community on Discord

    ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ View Our Dynamic World Map


    Join the fun and make your mark in United Lands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Void Realm [Anarchy] {Bedrock}

    Void Realm [Anarchy] {Bedrock}

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒŒ WonderVoid [Anarchy] ๐ŸŒŒ

    WonderVoid is a chill Minecraft Bedrock anarchy server. It started as a fun project and is now in beta. Here, chaos reigns, alliances are short-lived, and the world is shaped by what players do or wreck.

    โš”๏ธ Rules of Chaos

      • Anarchy is alive! But no game-breaking cheats, lag spammers, or crash abusers.
      • It’s all about pushing limits without breaking the game.

    ๐Ÿ’ฐ No Fees

      • Free to play! No pay-to-win, no ranks, no special perks.
      • Donations are cool if you want to help out.

    ๐Ÿ“ข Stay Updated

      • Donโ€™t miss out! Join the Discord for all the latest news.

    ๐Ÿด Server Tweaks

      • Horses are 50% faster and stay still when saddled with no rider.
      • The Nether and Overworld are on a 1:1 scale for easy travel.

    Join the chaos and make your mark in WonderVoid!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeHaveTreesSMP: Cozy Eco Fun!

    WeHaveTreesSMP: Cozy Eco Fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ๐ŸŒฒ WeHaveTreesSMP ๐ŸŒฒ

    Welcome to a cozy world of survival! This server is all about fun and friends.

    Info:

      • โœ… Java & Bedrock Support
      • ๐Ÿ“Œ IP: wehavetrees.gg
      • ๐Ÿ”— Discord: discord.wehavetrees.gg

    What Makes Us Unique?

      • ๐Ÿšช Land Claiming: Easy visual system to claim your land.
      • ๐Ÿพ Leash Any Mob: Even rare ones! Perfect for all you collectors.
      • ๐Ÿ’ฐ Economy: Earn and trade emeralds! Set up your own shop.

    Fun Features:

      • ๐Ÿช„ Magic Carpet Rentals: Fly while you build!
      • ๐ŸŽจ ArtMap Painting: Make cool pixel art in-game.
      • ๐Ÿ˜„ Chat Emojis: Fun emojis for chatting.
      • โšก mcMMO Skills: Level up skills like Mining and Fishing.

    Resource Worlds:

      • ๐ŸŒ‹ Fresh Nether, End, and Overworld mines.
      • ๐Ÿ” Regular resets keep resources fresh.
      • ๐Ÿ‰ Ender Dragon respawns give rewards!

    Ranks:

      • ๐ŸŒฑ Free Ranks: Earn by voting!
      • ๐Ÿ’ธ Donator Ranks: Support us and get cool perks!

    Events:

      • ๐ŸŽŠ Pinata Party: Vote to trigger fun events!
      • ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ Zombie Invasions: Survive for rewards!

    Join Us:

    ๐Ÿ”น IP: wehavetrees.gg

    ๐Ÿ”น Bedrock Port: 19132

    ๐Ÿ”น Discord: discord.wehavetrees.gg

    Join Today โ€“ Because We Have Trees ๐ŸŒณ

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NationCraft SMP: New Player Realm

    NationCraft SMP: New Player Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    NationCraft SMP

    Welcome to NationCraft SMP! A fresh Minecraft Java server for all you kingdom lovers out there. Hereโ€™s what you need to know:

    ๐ŸŒ Whatโ€™s This All About?

      • New Server: Just launched and ready for players!
      • Focus on Kingdoms: Build your own nation, make friends, and go to war!
      • Create Lore: Every nation can write its own story, from trade empires to battle-hardened realms.

    ๐Ÿค Join the Fun!

      • Whitelisted: You need to apply to join. This keeps our group nice and friendly.
      • Player-Based Economy: No pay-to-win nonsense. Itโ€™s all about trade and fun!

    โš™๏ธ Mods We Use:

      • Backpacks
      • Mastercutter
      • Tool Trims
      • Veinminer
      • Simple VC
      • Towns and Taverns

    ๐ŸŽ‰ Join Us!

    Help us get a good player count before we kick things off later this week! Join our Discord: Click Here

    Come on in and make your mark in NationCraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP