Someone – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

SillySMPHookups – Minecraft SMP
BIZARRE, funny, Humorous, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, reason, Ridiculous, sex, SillySMPHookups, smp, Someone, strange, Surprising, Unconventional, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird
Yo, so like, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? Bro, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. And get this, the reason you should join? Well, let me tell ya, it’s because we have a secret underground club where players can only enter if they’ve had the most ridiculous reason for having sex with someone. Like, one time, this dude said he did it because they both sneezed at the same time. Can you believe that shiz? So if you wanna be part of this wacky world, come join us and see what other crazy shenanigans we get up to. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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CraftyNSFWFriends
awkward, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, CONTENT, CraftyNSFWFriends, digital footprint, disbelief, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, found, internet, know, NSFW, Personal, privacy, react, relationship, shock, Someone, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to uncover scandalous secrets and gossip about your fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon NSFW content of someone you know and have to decide whether to keep it a secret or spill the tea!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to legendary treasure hunts where players have found diamond blocks hidden in the most unexpected places. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and epic loot hunts. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…unless you want to spill the juicy details to your friends!

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RegretfulConfessionsMC
apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability
Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

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CraftyDelusions
Absurd, BIZARRE, CraftyDelusions, crazy, Delusional, exaggerated, false, far-fetched, funny, Heard, irrational, make, misguided, mistaken, Nonsensical, outlandish, Ridiculous, Someone, Statement, UNBELIEVABLE, unfounded
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely out of TNT and watching it explode in a glorious display of chaos and destruction.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. And rumor has it that if you can find the mystical golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

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InfiniteLands
Afk, always, Awesome, Events, InfiniteLands, Join, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, on, OWNER, Server, Someone, soon, Survival
Awesome Survival server! [Lifesteal & KitPVP coming soon]
Please, join! most of the time someone is always on! (besides the owner being afk) (also we have events!!)
CoolSMP.mcserver.us

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Kickin’ It Minecraft Server
changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology
Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

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CraftyCrafter SMP: Heart Eyes 😍
Admiration, Affection, attraction, Behavior, Body language, covert signals, CraftyCrafter, EYES, Gestures, Heart, Hidden feelings, infatuation, Interest, into you, long tail, nonverbal cues, not-so-obvious, romantic interest, secret crush, signs, smp, Someone, subtle hints, unspoken signals
Are they constantly building heart-shaped structures out of pink wool and diamonds in Minecraft? Do they keep leaving signs around your base saying “I dig you”? If so, congratulations, you’ve got a secret admirer on the server! Join now and see if you can uncover the identity of your mysterious builder crush. Who knows, it could be the server admin, a famous YouTuber, or even a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on this chance for some pixelated romance and drama.

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CraftyCompliments
acknowledgment, affirmation, appreciation, comfort, compassion, CraftyCompliments, Empathy, encouragement, kind words, love, Positive reinforcement, praise, Reassurance, recognition, Said., Someone, Support, Understanding, Uplifting, validation, wish
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

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Love Me Minecraft Server
adoration, Affection, Caring, Commitment, Connection, devotion, emotion, feelings, Imagine, long term relationship, love, loved, Minecraft, partner, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, Significant Other, Someone, soulmate, Support
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your amazing builds? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee that someone will love you! Yes, you heard that right – imagine logging in and being greeted by a virtual love interest who showers you with compliments and gifts. Who needs real-life relationships when you have a Minecraft boyfriend or girlfriend, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have built their own civilization. Join forces with them to overthrow the evil chicken overlords and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the animal kingdom. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a giant rainbow-colored llama. Will you be brave enough to embark on this epic quest and claim the riches for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places.

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CraftyCrisis Minecraft Server
action, activism, call to action, CraftyCrisis, do something, encouragement, ENGAGEMENT, Help, initiative, intervention, involvement, Minecraft, motivation, movement, Participation, PLEA, reaction, Request, response, Server, Someone, Support, Urgency
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon, who loves to boogie down with players in epic dance parties.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Infinite Chaos
Adventure, Casual, Challenges, collaboration, Community, competitive, Creative, custom content, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, MCMMO, Mods, new features, Plugins, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, unpredictability, Updates, vibrant
Welcome to Infinite Chaos!
Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.
Features:
Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?
51.222.147.156:25574

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New Server IP
SignalSMP
Adventure, adventure team, Community, community-driven, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Gaming, house building, Items, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, New server, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, SignalSMP, small server, Survival, Trading, virtual world
A new Minecraft server! Join in our small community and be part of amazing adventure team. Build your wonderful house and trade with another players items.
play.signalsmp.com

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Awesome Sauce Minecraft Server
amazing, Awesome, awesome sauce, Compliment, Excellent, eXtraordinary, Fabulous, fantastic, friggin, Great, Impressive.., Incredible, Minecraft, Outstanding, praise, remarkable, Sauce, sause, Server, SUPERB, Terrific, Wonderful
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky characters? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be treated like the friggin awesomesauce that you are!
Join our server and become the ruler of your own kingdom, complete with a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs made of candy. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem, we’ve got those too!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden realm filled with diamonds the size of your head and mountains made entirely of cake. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Chicken of Destiny, who grants wishes to those who can best it in a dance-off.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? Join us today and let the epic adventures begin!

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The Goofy Minecraft SMP
Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!
Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.
But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

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Tectonic
Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla
Tectonic is host to a small player base in which everyone knows everyone for the most part. We have job economy, shops, skill leveling, homes, land claim, among other neat semi-vanilla plugins. We are very much anti-grief on this server, it is not allowed even in wilderness areas.
We have players in both EU and USA primarily, hope to see you soon! (Please note, spawn/voting/crates/rewards still in progress for setup, created this as initial test run, you may still login and start playing though)
170.205.24.126:25584

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✅ MOBS, NEW BLOCKS, POPULAR INMINE SERVER ✅ Minecraft server
Address, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bed wars, build battle, Clans, Hide and seek, Homes, Hunger Games, inmine, Minecraft, Mini Games, mobs, new blocks, Parkour, player stores, Popular Server, PORT, privates, promo code, pumping system, Sky Wars, Spleef, technical support, TNT Run, Version, VIP privilege, Warps
InMine is the best Minecraft server on your phone!
You ask why?
We have implemented many vanilla systems, new blocks, a lot of cool systems for the game, for example: clans, mini-games, auto-mine, privates, warps, homs, pumping system, player stores, battle pass and more!
More than 1 million players chose us! The highest quality project where technical support will solve any of your questions!
And from us we give you a small bonus in the form of a cool VIP privilege for 7 days using the promo code – /like
We are waiting for you:
Address: inmine.ru
Port: 19132
Version: 1.16-1.20 (up to the newest)
i.inmine.su:19135

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BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
BurgerCraft, criticism, cultural influence, gender equality, gender stereotypes, Girls, global perspective, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japanese media, Journalism, media ethics, Media influence, Media portrayal, media responsibility, Minecraft, Server, Social Impact, societal norms, UN committee, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the UN Committee criticized it for potentially inciting violence against women and girls – that’s how you know it’s lit!
Join us for the chance to experience the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Our players are so skilled, they once built an entire city made out of diamond blocks just for fun. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place daily – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players take down a dragon with nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination.
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s like Hotel California, but with creepers and zombies.

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Jeremiah was a Minecraft SMP bullfrog
70s, amphibian, bullfrog, classic rock, Communication, Drinking, friendship, Fun, good friend, Jeremiah, Lyrics, Memories, Minecraft, misunderstood, Music, Nostalgia, Oldies, sing-along, smp, song, Understanding, wine
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Jeremiah the bullfrog is our unofficial mascot! He may not speak English, but he sure knows how to party. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and plenty of wine-drinking with our amphibious friend. Who knows, maybe Jeremiah will even teach you some secret froggy language skills. So hop on over and join us for a ribbiting good time!

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What are Minecraft servers like Vanilla Minecraft ?
close-knit, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, ESSENTIAL, forum, Good Humor, grievances, Hardcore, INFORMATION, Linktr.ee, multiplayer, mutual aid, Notch, Plugins, PvE, REDISCOVER, Server version, Site, Skyblock, Survival, survival experience, theft protection, Vanilla
Some similar Minecraft servers to Vanilla Minecraft include:
1. HermitCraft – HermitCraft is a popular server known for its tight-knit community of content creators and players who create unique builds and engage in collaborative projects.
2. Mindcrack – Mindcrack is another well-known server with a focus on Vanilla gameplay and community engagement. Players are encouraged to explore, build, and play together in a friendly and supportive environment.
3. Legacy SMP – Legacy SMP is a server that offers a Vanilla experience with a focus on building and exploration. Players can join forces with others to complete challenges and quests, or simply enjoy the company of like-minded individuals.
4. CubeCraft – CubeCraft is a popular server with a variety of game modes and mini-games, including survival mode that closely resembles Vanilla Minecraft. Players can enjoy the classic Minecraft experience while also exploring new and exciting features.
5. Wynncraft – Wynncraft is a unique Minecraft server that offers a custom RPG experience with quests, NPCs, and an expansive world to explore. While it may not be identical to Vanilla Minecraft, it offers a similar level of immersion and gameplay depth.
Overall, these servers offer a similar experience to Vanilla Minecraft while also providing their own unique elements to keep players engaged and entertained. Explore these servers and find your new favorite today!
play.vanilla-minecraft.fr

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Legal 15 Girls Minecraft Server
“Youth, 15 year old girls, age of consent, America, consent, discrimination, equality, fat, gay America, Girls, Laws, Legal, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Murika, old bitches, RIGHTS, Server, society, Stereotypes, teenagers, Ugly, united states
Are you tired of living in a world where 15-year-old girls are only legal in certain places? Well, look no further because on our server, 15-year-old girls are legal EVERYWHERE! Say goodbye to the restrictions of gay America and hello to a world where Murika is filled with fat, ugly old bitches who can’t touch you! Join us for a wild ride filled with legal shenanigans and outrageous adventures. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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