Somecallmejohnny Review Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PixelPuffPalace

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2139	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8179
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a server that will blow your mind (but not your lungs)? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a smoke-free experience that will have you addicted in no time (to building, of course).

Our server is so lit, you’ll forget all about those nasty cigarettes. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you find him, he’ll grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So put down the pack and pick up your pickaxe, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be smoking is the competition. Join now for a breath of fresh air (literally, because there’s no smoke here)!

SeineSwimCraft Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, Endurance, Event, France, health, last-minute testing, Minecraft, Outdoor, Paris, Race, river, Safe, Safety, seine, SeineSwimCraft, Server, sports, swim, swimming, Testing, Triathletes, water sports

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4324	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Votes:	1050
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got triathletes swimmin in da Seine river as last-minute testin shows it’s safe! like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server where u can swim with triathletes in a river that used to be dirty af but now it’s all clean and stuff? plus, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might even get superpowers from da clean river water! so come on, join now and become a superhero swimmin in da Seine river with triathletes!

TehranTakedownMC

Assassination, Conflict, current events, extremism, foreign relations, gaza, Hamas, iran, Islamic, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, Politics, Tehran, TehranTakedownMC, Terrorism

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	352910
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and take out ur frustrations on virtual blocks instead of real life stuff. We got zombies, creepers, and even a secret level where u can battle a giant hamster boss named Fluffy. Plus, rumor has it that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u unlock the power to fly and shoot lasers from ur eyes. So come join da fun and let’s get blocky together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Cheating vectors, CraftyLove, dead people, Fine People hoax, Idenouncethetalmud, Identifying Trump supporters, Jan-6 hoax, Leftist brainwashing, love, Minecraft, On-the-fence citizens, optimism, pragmatism, Preventing Cheating, register to vote, Server, Trump Victory, Voter role sheets, voting process, WhereisJoe

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1936
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we focus on helping Trump secure victory in the most epic way possible! We may not have the stats on Kamala’s performance, but we do have a whole lot of craziness to offer. Join us as we brainstorm methods to prevent cheating, like identifying Trump supporters in our social circles and helping them register to vote. We’ll also uncover major leftist brainwashing attempts, like the Jan-6 hoax and the “Fine People” hoax. And if you’ve witnessed any cheating in the voting process, share your stories with us! Let’s make sure our voices are heard and our blocks are placed in the right places. #WhereisJoe #Idenouncethetalmud (whatever that means) – Join us now for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Minecraft SMP: 2000sMovieMasterpiece

“2000s”, 2000sMovieMasterpiece, award winning, best of the decade, Cinema, classic, critically acclaimed, film, greatest movie, greatest movie of the 2000s, iconic, Masterpiece, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, smp, top film, top film of the 2000s, top movie, top movie of the 2000s, top rated, top rated film, top rated movie

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4766	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8193
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like the greatest movie of the 2000s – full of drama, action, and unexpected plot twists!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, intense treasure hunts for rare diamonds, and hilarious pranks that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where players can access unlimited resources and unlock special powers. Will you be the one to discover its hidden secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server?

SexCraft: No Roommate, No Problem!

apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Christian values, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, guest policy, Intimacy, long-distance relationship, mutual respect, privacy, Problem, relationships, Respect, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, school housing, sex, SexCraft

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have strict rules about when you can have guests over! Just like in this crazy story where one roommate tried to control when another could get intimate with their partner, we have a rule that you can only mine diamonds when the moon is full and the cows are mooing in unison.

But don’t worry, we’re a Christian server so we understand the importance of boundaries. As long as our resident witch isn’t brewing potions in her room, you’re free to build your castle and slay dragons to your heart’s content. And if you need to have a secret rendezvous with your Minecraft crush, just make sure to send a raven to alert the rest of the players.

Join us for a wild ride of drama, boundaries, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

MustacheCraft

Appliance, beauty, drying, Grooming, hair accessories, hair appliance, hair care, hair dryer, hair drying, hair grooming, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tools, hair tools, head, mustache, MustacheCraft, nose, personal care

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	New Chunks Explored:	673549
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.

if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.

so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!

Lunar-Sphere

collaboration, Community, construction, cube building, elemental skills, Events, Exploration, friendship, Gadgets, Landclaiming, Leveling, machinery building, magic casting, music production, new music, Progression, Resource Gathering, Roleplay, socializing, space exploration, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6169
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

audius.party

ElementalSMP: Where creeper hugs are mandatory and getting lost in caves is a rite of passage

Better MC 4, building, Caves, Community, core, creeper, Discord, discussions, Economy, ElementalSMP, Forge, hugs, Lag, Lost, Mandatory, minecraft development, Modded, Modpack, Nationiers, passage, Polls, public survival server, Quality, Rite, self-hosted, smp, Status, Suggestions, System admin, Tech, Trading, voice chat, Whitelisted players

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	3930

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded Whitelist SMP
Focus	Community building, collaboration, longevity
Features	Fully functioning economy, tech, building, voice chat
Status	Pre access whitelist

FAQs

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to get whitelisted. Visit our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/8kM7RYp9hw

2. What modpack is being used on the server?

The modpack being used is BMC4.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Yes! We welcome all community members to weigh in on suggestions and discussions to shape the future of our world.

4. Is the server self-hosted?

Yes, we are self-hosted which means we have full control over our server hardware to ensure quality and minimal lag.

LimbusCraft Minecraft Server

Chapter 6.5, Cleanup Captain Outis, countdown, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, Fell Bullet Heathcliff, General guide, Gregor, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, Murder on the WARP Express, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 4, season 4, Server, Sinner info, Upcoming Events, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, W Corp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Potions Brewed:	54
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Wuthering and try to survive Chapter 6.5 – Murder on the WARP Express.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it’s directly tied to the insanity of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what secrets it may hold. See you on the other side!