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Minecraft SMP: Mama’s Miners United

Call, catchy, Dance, Entertainment, family, funny, humor, love, Lyrics, MAMA, mamas, Minecraft, miners, Motherhood, Music, my, parenting, Party, smp, somebody, somebody call my mama, song, trending, United, viral

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a house entirely out of diamond blocks just because they could. Another player rode a pig off a cliff and survived because they had a feather falling 1000 enchantment on their boots. And don’t even get me started on the time someone tamed a creeper and used it as a pet!

But that’s not all! Our server is so crazy that one time a group of players started a llama racing league and bet their entire inventories on the winner. And let’s not forget the time someone built a roller coaster that went through the Nether and ended up in the End dimension. It was a wild ride, to say the least!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos because on this server, anything goes. Somebody call my mama, this Minecraft SMP is off the charts!

Stop That Griefer Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, call for help, emergency, griefer, halt, Help, intervention, Minecraft, PLEA, Prevent, prevent disaster, Protect, rescue, Save, Server, somebody, STOP, stop the danger, Support, Urgent, urgent help needed

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	34
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that actually works, and even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs! Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to awesomeness, in which case, please stay away.

SeriousCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where simping is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! That’s right, we’re looking for someone to simp for and give us purpose in this crazy blocky world.

Whether you’re a guy, gal, or even a blocky creature, we don’t discriminate! Just bring your best simping skills and get ready to have a blast with us. Who knows, you might just find your perfect simp partner and embark on epic adventures together.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the simping begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Confused Creeper’s Comedy Club: Where even the skeletons have a sense of humor!

Affected, Africa, club, comedy, Confused, confusion, continent, CREEPERS, disparity, Domain, EXPLAIN, Explanation, health, HIV, humor, image, INEQUALITY, North Africa, pandemic, question.., Race, sense, Skeletons, somebody, Understanding, Virus, White Man

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	50
Mines Excavated:	3545	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Emeralds Found:	8285

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even HIV can’t handle it! That’s right, we’ve got the cure for your gaming blues with our wild and wacky world where even North Africa is safer than the white man’s domain. Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions and see why everyone is dying to get in (pun intended)!

Final Frontier

Earth, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	77	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20

Final Frontier is a Minecraft geopolitical server that features a 1:100 Europe map, in 1.18.2. You can play as any country you want, declare war, ally people, etc. You can also join Jobs, play with Slimefun’s features and invite your friends!

144.217.150.18:25609

Citytown

Chestshop, city, Citybuild, Economy, Housing, Landprotection, Minetopia, Plots, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9019
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

CityTown is a server in which a civilization is being simulated and stimulated. In CityTown, the goal is to make as much money as possible, be it through mining, starting up businesses or other side hustles. While competing against other players and businesses, you help each other by setting up an even bigger city leading to a more populated and complete city. You build your own city! We wish you good luck and have fun!

play.citytownmc.com

The Colony

Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7571
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

A towny server with over 25 free ranks, a custom rankup system, 12 selectable jobs, custom boss fights, and a quest based storyline.

Play.colonymc.net

HyperVanilla

Bedwars, Earth, Factions, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	826232	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

A fun constantly updating vanilla nethpot server. It’s survival and we have a large playerbase who are very competitive and our pvp is fun and balanced It’s anarchy but no cheats are allowed.

hypervanilla.tk

Hyper flower

Adult, Authme, Friendly, Griefprevention, Land Claim, Multiplayer Survival, Spigot

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Welcome to Hyper Flower

Hyper Flower is a server that gives you premium quality gameplay, we have a friendly community that welcomes you warmly. We will give you the best survival experience and we will listen to your suggestions to help the server grow up! We have an active staff team that will respond and supports you with your feedback and reports.

139.99.63.147:25631

Excalibur-Craft EpicWorld Minecraft server

Cases, Shop

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Lots of mods to diversify all aspects of classic Minecraft. Hundreds of new decorative blocks, improved farming, a new underwater world, hundreds of new types of plants and food are waiting for you!

Zythbox

PvP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

Zythbox

Info: zythbox is a minehut boxpvp server. Boxpvp is a pvp server where you mine in a box and pvp other players! Mine blocks and exchange them into coins!

Zythbox is thinking to change to a hub in the future thanks to the kind players that donated!.

zythbox.minehut.gg

Saikou

Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20

A Minecraft rpg with magic wands and a lot to discover. With custom biomes and custom wands. There are many staff that are very friendly and their if you need help. Also there is a report system using ./report we will be there immediately!.

ecpl.mcserv.co:25586

Lawless fun

Anarchy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ores Mined:	3365
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	8426
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2756	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Lawless Fun is a 100% Vanilla, Anarchy Minecraft server. There’s no rules, no mods, and no plugins.The world is full PvP, play with friends, kill your enemies, do whatever you like.

Have Fun!

play.lawless.fun

SokDobryy Minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

I invite you to our Minecraft server, which has existed for more than two years without wipes.

Details in the VKontakte group.

Supported versions are from 1.13.2 to 1.20.1

We have:

1. There are privates to protect against griefing.

2. Added invisible frames for decoration.

3. Night skip possible.

4. There are commands for sitting and lying down.

5. Game difficulty is set to hard.

6. You can lead residents with a leash, like some mobs.

7. The server works around the clock.

8. Server currency is diamonds.

The server contains player-created politics and economics. Donation is completely absent, and teleportation commands are also disabled, that is, without home, spawn, tpa. We move along icy roads in hell or along ordinary roads in the ordinary world.

On the Sok Dobry server, many huge projects and much more await you.

For any questions, please contact vkysnyychay discord

sokdobryy.mcmem.ru