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BrainCraft: Mitochondrial Madness

accumulation, aging, braincraft, cell biology, cellular aging, DNA insertions, DNA replication, fibroblasts, genetic disorders, genetics, human brain, madness, Mitochondrial, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Molecular biology, mutations, Neurodegeneration, Nuclear, prevalent, somatic, somatic mutations, Time

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5512	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, dis server be lit AF cuz we got somatic nuclear mitochondrial DNA insertions up in dis bish! Like, who wouldn’t wanna join a server with dat kinda crazy shiz?

Come chill with us and watch as dem DNA insertions take over da human brain like a bunch of tiny zombies. It’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way.

Plus, our fibroblasts are straight up party animals. They be accumulating dem insertions like it’s nobody’s business, creating a whole new level of chaos and fun on dis server.

So come on and join us for a wild ride of genetic mayhem and brainy hijinks. You won’t regret it, trust me. Let’s get weird together, fam!

MuskCraft Server: Ex-Twitter Edition

compensation, discrimination, Edition, employee rights, employment dispute, employment rights, Ex-Twitter, ExTwitter, hardcore email, labor laws, lawsuit, legal battle, legal victory, Musk, MuskCraft, Server, silicon valley, social media, tech industry, unfair dismissal, Whistleblower, worker, workplace ethics, wrongful termination

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crops Grown:	4782	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the owner is, like, an ex-twitter worker who got fired for sending an email to elon musk calling him a ‘hardcore’ dude. now he’s all rich and stuff from winning £470,000 for unfair dismissal. but instead of, like, buying a yacht or something, he decides to create the most epic minecraft server ever.

why should you join, you ask? well, for starters, the owner is, like, super chill and will give you diamonds just for saying hi in the chat. also, there’s a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off creepers with your bare hands.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant statue of elon musk in the spawn area? yeah, it’s made entirely out of gold blocks and shoots fireworks out of its eyes every hour on the hour.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as elon musk himself, then come join us for some hardcore fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinDefendsKyiv, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, intervention, kyiv, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, putin, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Crops Grown:	1309	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so, like, u kno how putin was all like “imma take over ukraine” but then he was like “nah, gotta defend russia instead”? well, u should join our minecraft server cuz we got all the drama and action u need, just like putin and ukraine! build ur own empire and defend it against crazy dictators like putin (jk, he’s not actually on the server, but u get the idea). come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

all time, blocktopia, current era, current population, current time, demographic peak, global population, historical peak, HUMANKIND, Living, number, peak era, peak of humankind, peak of number, peak of population, peak population, peak time, PeakCraft, population number, probable, world population

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Votes:	6233
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

12-year-old, Boohoo, controversial, dark humor, died, Disturbing, edo tensei, Girlfriend, inappropriate, insensitive, internet culture, memorial, Minecraft, necrophilia, Prostitute, pussy, Server, Sexualization, shock value, social media, taboo, underage, zombie

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	69	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	143
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5459
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

adenomyosis, Apology, BabyBumpCraft, Communication, emotional turmoil, Endometriosis, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, forgiveness, hurtful text, infertility struggles, Minecraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy journey, pregnant sister, Server, sibling rivalry, Support, trying to conceive, TTC

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Farms Harvested:	122
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Potions Brewed:	104	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!