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Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	71
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

altcoins, blockchain technology, BTC dumps, BTC pumps, cryptocurrency, digital assets, DumpsterFire, financial news, investment strategies, LINK dumps, long tail tags, market analysis, market manipulation, market psychology, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price fluctuations, risk management, smp, Trading, trading signals

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

Carly Rae Jepsen, CARLYS, celebrity crush, celebrity dating, celebrity romance, Charm, charming personality, Confidence, Crafty, DATING, dream date, famous crush, infatuation, long shot chance, love interest, Minecraft, music artist, Pop Star, potential relationship, potential romance, realistic chance, romantic pursuit, Server, Singer/Songwriter

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchantments Applied:	189
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	1086	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

+Lasseter, Accountability, allegations, animation, career, career destruction, consequences, controversy, corporate culture, destroy, Disney, Entertainment, Harassment, Hollywood, industry scandal, investigation, John, John Lasseter, leadership, METOO, Minecraft, misconduct, pixar, resignation, smp, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5161	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

back in the day, Balls, Bitch, consequences, controversial, damaging, drained, drained balls, explicit content, Exploitation, HARMFUL, Impact, inappropriate, internet, millions, Minecraft, pornographic, scandal, sexual, smp, social media, teenage boys, Unethical, viral

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magic Items Found:	8884
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

firearms, Guns, military weapons, Minecraft, post, post weapons, self defense, Server, weapon accessories, weapon collection, weapon defense tactics, weapon enthusiasts, weapon history, weapon industry, weapon laws, weapon maintenance, weapon regulations, weapon safety, weapon storage, weapon technology, weapon training, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	430213	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	69	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

Alpha, alpha male, alpha male behavior, alpha male characteristics, alpha male mindset, alpha male personality, alpha male traits, assertive, attractive, CONFIDENT, Dominant, dominant male, high status, leader, macho, Male, manly, masculine energy, Masculinity, Minecraft, Powerful, self-assured, smp, STRONG

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	4290
Divine Spears Created:	11	Zombie Dances:	7

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, digital communication, digital humor, Entertainment, Epic, funny, humor, humor online, internet culture, internet humor, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughing Out Loud, lmao, meme, Minecraft, online anonymity, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, viral content

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Votes:	8706	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	144553	Enchantments Applied:	138
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!