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Medbros Mine-tastic Madness

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, say goodbye to the same old grind and hello to Medbros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of meditating bros who have achieved enlightenment through playing Minecraft. Join us and reach a higher state of consciousness while building epic structures!

2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with glowstone blocks and funky beats. Get your groove on and show off your best dance moves!

3. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on Medbros, anything is possible! Our custom plugins allow for all sorts of wacky shenanigans, including pig jousting and chicken races.

4. Are you a fan of extreme sports? Our server features a lava parkour course where players can test their skills and agility while dodging fiery death. It’s like the Olympics, but with more burning!

So what are you waiting for? Join Medbros today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate meditating bro!

Pixelated Memes and TNT Dreams: The /vt/ Tower Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. Join us in our virtual tower where we have secret rooms filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons, and even a hidden portal to the Nether!

But beware, our tower is also home to a mischievous group of villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the blocks with pink wool just to see the chaos unfold. It was like a cotton candy apocalypse!

If you’re brave enough to explore our server, you might stumble upon the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of golden apples and emeralds. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes…or maybe just a really cool cape.

So come join us in our wacky world of /vt/ tower, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this crazy Minecraft realm!

ThreadCraft: Where /v/ Finally Stops Talking and Starts Playing!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	956572	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being called a normie for talking about video games? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your gaming flag fly high and proud! No more hiding your love for gaming, no more pretending to be interested in boring office talk. Join us and let your gaming freak flag fly!

On our server, you can build the most epic gaming-themed creations, like a giant pixel art of your favorite video game character or a replica of your dream gaming setup. Show off your gaming skills and impress your friends with your mad building abilities.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your fellow gamers to take on challenging quests. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden Easter eggs that will lead you to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your inner gamer shine bright like a diamond sword!

Blocky Balls Server: Scrotobrain Edition

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Holy Grails Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Welcome to scrotobrain, the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas with architectural skills!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting against the sheep uprising. You never know what kind of poultry politics you’ll stumble upon in our virtual world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a llama rodeo competition. Just make sure to hold on tight to your saddle, because those llamas can be quite the wild ride!

So come join us at scrotobrain for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a llama or uncover the truth behind the chicken conspiracy. The possibilities are endless in our wacky world!

FujoCraft: Where fanservice meets blocky adventures!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all your fujo fanservice needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with yaoi ships, sparkly anime boys, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a group of shirtless anime boys building a giant statue of a sparkly unicorn. As they danced around the statue, singing cheesy love songs, the player knew they had found their new home.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yaoi Forest, where the trees are shaped like heart emojis and the rivers flow with rainbow glitter. Rumor has it that if you whisper your OTP into the wind, it will come true in real life.

So come on down to our fujo fanservice Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying “senpai notice me” in no time!

Time to Mine and Dine Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve got the wildest server in town! Join us and embark on a quest to catch all the rare and elusive Pookemons that roam our pixelated world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pookemon, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who can capture it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to catch the Pookemon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your epic journey to become the ultimate Pookemon master. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a shiny Pookemon or two along the way. Gotta catch ’em all!

Poland Escape Craft – Where You Can Leave the Irredeemable Behind!

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of being treated like a subhuman toilet cleaner just because you’re Polish? Are you dreaming of escaping the irredeemable shithole that is Poland? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a virtual journey to a land of endless possibilities. Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers with your newfound friends from all over the world.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where Polish people are revered as gods and showered with gold and diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and escape the clutches of Western European discrimination!

Minecraft Madness: Sora’s Senpai Server – Where Even the Blocks Blush!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3296
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Sora’s senpai. Legend has it that she was already an old hag when she debuted on the server scene, but don’t let that fool you – she’s got skills for days! Join our server and you too can learn from the ancient wisdom of Sora’s senpai. Plus, we have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town!

Pixel Pals Playhouse: Where Your Favorite Vidya Characters Come to Life!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6631
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, do we have the server for you! On our server, you can play as all your favorite vidya game characters, from Mario to Master Chief to Lara Croft. Imagine running around as Sonic the Hedgehog, collecting rings and zooming through the world at lightning speed. Or building a castle as Princess Peach, complete with a moat filled with lava (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server has special quests and challenges tailored to each character. Want to help Link find the Triforce? Go for it! Feel like causing chaos as Trevor from GTA? Have at it! The possibilities are endless on our wacky, wild server.

So why wait? Join us today and let your inner vidya character run wild in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5866
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Buildings Constructed:	43
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!