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House of Watson SMP

#archenemy, battle, CBS, Clinic, death, Drama, House, James Moriarty, medical career, Morris Chestnut, Mystery, past, Pittsburgh, rare diseases, resurrection, sherlock holmes, smp, Suspense, Thriller, unusual diseases, Watson

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Endless Night Skies:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we bring the epic showdown between Sherlock Holmes and Professor Moriarty to life! Play as Dr. John Watson (or Morris Chestnut if you’re feeling fancy) and set up your own clinic for treating rare and unusual diseases in the world of Minecraft. But watch out, because Moriarty is back and ready to wreak havoc once again!

Embark on insane adventures, solve mysterious puzzles, and battle it out with your friends in this epic retelling of the classic tale. Will you be able to outsmart Moriarty and save the day, or will you fall victim to his dastardly schemes? Join now and find out!

Stone-Free Mosque Minecraft Server

allah, BELIEF, destroy, FAITH, idolatry, Islam, Islamic tradition, Kaaba, Minecraft, monotheism, mosque, Paganism, Permission, pilgrimage, real muslim, Religious, religious practice, revolve around, Sacred, sacred site, Server, stone structure, StoneFree, Worship

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because on our server, we are taking things to a whole new level! Join us and become a true Minecraft warrior as we embark on a mission to destroy the Kaaba with the power of TNT and creepers (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Who needs to worship a stone structure when you can join us in our quest to shake things up in the Minecraft world? With the guidance of the mighty Allah, we will show those pagans what true Minecraft mastery looks like. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make some history (and maybe a few explosions) together! Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!

Minecraft SMP: >picrel related but not quite

“Youth, Bad Luck, body count, college guy, Disappointment, ENGAGEMENT, exagerated rumors, extroverted, fear, flirty, GRANDPA, gtpicrel, handsome, love interest, main female character, Manga, Minecraft, misunderstandings, moral actions, PRESENCE, previous boyfriends, related, romcom, slut, smp, Virgin, white wash

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the main love interest is a Minecraft character who has slept with over 100 villagers! That’s right, she’s a total Minecraft slut and she’s proud of it.

Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?

But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.

So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

LavaLand – WHITELIST Minecraft server

#addons, administration, atmosphere, Builder, closed community, Community, Cozy, Development, LavaLand, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, Problems, Project, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, texture pack, vanilla style, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.

On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.

Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.

With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.

We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.

All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.

Join us!

mc.lavavland.ru

Witchy Wonders Minecraft Server

again.., AIEEEEEE, bewitched, black magic, CURSE, dark forces, Enchantment, Haunted, hex, Horror, Magic, Minecraft, Paranormal, Revenge, Server, spellbinding, strikes, Supernatural, Thriller, Vengeance, witch, witchcraft, Witchy, Wonders

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	3300
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, mine diamonds with your bare hands, and fight off an army of evil chickens!

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.

Zombie Chickens Minecraft SMP

autopsy report, chickens, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, criminal investigation, Criminal Psychology, Dead, dead bodies, disturbing images, forensic investigation, forensic science, Girls, graphic content, gruesome details, Horror, Minecraft, murder, post autopsy, psychological thriller, Rotten, smp, SUICIDE, torture, violent death, zombie

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with thrilling adventures and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to participate in intense post-autopsy investigations, solve murder mysteries, uncover the truth behind suspicious suicides, and even dabble in a little bit of torture (just kidding…or are we?).

Our community is full of eccentric characters who will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. So come on, join us if you dare! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen in this wild and wacky world.

Starlight Skies Minecraft Server

cd projekt red, cyberpunk 2077, fan expectations, game criticism, game delays, game design, game development, game improvements, game marketing, game patches, game release, game updates, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Minecraft, Next Gen Consoles, open world, Project North Star, RPG, Server, Skies, Starlight, video games, Witcher IV

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building yet another dirt house? Well, fear not, because on our server, Witcher IV, you’ll embark on a quest to save the world from impending doom!

Join forces with fellow players to battle hordes of evil mobs, uncover hidden dungeons filled with treasure, and even tame your own dragon to ride into battle. But beware, the fate of the entire virtual world rests on your shoulders!

So why wait? Join Witcher IV today and prove that you have what it takes to be the ultimate hero in a world on the brink of destruction. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary sword of Notch himself is hidden somewhere in the game, waiting for a brave soul to claim it. Will it be you? Only one way to find out!

Damn Sucks For Asian Diaspora Fags Minecraft SMP

acceptance, asian, Asian diaspora, breeding, Challenges, cultural appropriation, damn, diaspora, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Fags, foreign culture, identity crisis, Invasion, LGBTQ, marginalization, Minecraft, Minority, prejudice, racism, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Struggles, SUCKS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	2140
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Gun Down Socialists Minecraft Server

civil liberties, controversial opinions, freedom of speech, Government, gun, gun control, Minecraft, political activism, political assassination, Political debate, political extremism, political ideology, political polarization, Political unrest, political views, political violence, political violence prevention, radical beliefs, self defence, Server, socialism, Socialists, society

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky socialists ruining your Minecraft society with their crazy ideas? Look no further! Join our server where you can legally gun down any socialist in the middle of the street as self-defence. No more worrying about your virtual society being destroyed by their ridiculous notions. Come join us and exercise your right to protect your Minecraft world from those pesky socialists!

Orc SMP – The Caspurr Chronicles

Caspurr, Chronicles, Orc, smp

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Crops Grown:	8744
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4432
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our totally outrageous Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Meet our resident YouTubers, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, who will entertain you with their hilarious content. From epic builds to epic fails, you never know what to expect on this server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. Rock that Randon Neuring swag like a boss and show off your inner Minecraft superstar.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even become the next viral sensation like Randon and Caspurr. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!