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JubbalandJokers Minecraft Server

African Union, al-Shabab, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, EAST AFRICA, extremist group, extremists, Foiled, Insurgency, Jubbaland, JubbalandJokers, Killed, militants, Minecraft, peacekeeping mission, regional stability, security forces, Server, Somali government, Somalia, terror attack, terrorist organization, violence

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we slay dragons and build castles like bosses. we got more action than a somali government raid on al-shabab militants, foiling their terror attack like it’s nobody’s business. join us and be a hero in the virtual world, fighting off creepers and zombies like a true warrior. plus, we have the best loot and the dankest memes around. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

SisterlyDramaCraft

aita, Apologize.., childhood trauma, communication breakdown, condo purchase, cool aunt, emotional outburst, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gathering, Family Support, moving out, niece and nephew, olive branch, parental assistance, personal boundaries, sibling rivalry, sibling tension, sister feud, SisterlyDramaCraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	New Chunks Explored:	865923
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and hilarious antics.

Our server is like a family, but without all the drama. We promise not to choke you or terrorize you like that one annoying sibling. Plus, our cool aunt (that’s me!) is always around to make sure you’re having a blast.

Build your dream condo, just like I did in real life (without any help from Mom, thank you very much). And if things get heated, don’t worry – we have plenty of virtual fire pits for you to cool off by.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to use next. See you there!

UgandanPutinFan Minecraft Server

Hardman, marriage proposal, Meloni, Minecraft, president, Putin fan, Server, uganda, UgandanPutinFan

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

wanna join a server where the president of uganda might be playin? yea, that’s right, HARDMAN himself might be diggin’ for diamonds right next to ya! oh, and did we mention he’s a HUGE fan of putin? yep, he even asked meloni to marry him once! come join the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans go down on this server! who knows, you might even become besties with a world leader!

PixelPunchCraft

€50M, Auction, collector’s item, crime, Destroyed, expensive, Fake, Gaming, gaming history, investigation, italy, News, PixelPunchCraft, rare, Retro, Ring, scandal, Smashed, valuable, video game, vintage

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Buildings Constructed:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A FAKE RETRO VIDEO GAME RING WORTH €50M THAT GOT SMASHED IN ITALY. LIKE, WHO EVEN SMASHES A RING WORTH THAT MUCH??? BUT YEAH, JOIN OUR SERVER AND MAYBE U CAN FIND SOME CRAZY RICHES TOO. MAYBE EVEN A DIAMOND BLOCK MADE OF REAL DIAMONDS. YEAH, THAT’S HOW WE ROLL. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE INSANE TREASURES AND ADVENTURES. #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ 🤪🤑🤣

Anarkium

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Build Explore Minecraft World Raw Client History Fun Community PvP Creative Redstone Farming Crafting Adventure Economy Plugins Biomes Resources, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Farms Harvested:	678	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

New survival server awaiting people who are looking to find a place where they can build, explore and enjoy the wonders of a brand new Minecraft world. The server is made for people who love the raw survival aspect of the game we all adore. People are also allowed to use clients. Come make history and have fun!

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Crafty Uber Draw Server

#youtube, ai generated, artbook, assets, Boorus, bump, constructive criticism, Crafty, Delivery, draw, drawing books, drawthread, hololive, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., repost, Requests, Server, shitposting, Spam, Uber, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3900
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Battle of Assets Edition is in full swing! Join us for an epic adventure filled with crazy battles, hilarious shenanigans, and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most coveted assets in all of Minecraft. From diamond swords that shoot lasers to armor made of pure obsidian, you’ll never run out of epic gear to show off to your friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary clan of vtuber warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious assets. Join forces with them and embark on quests to defeat the evil mobs that threaten to steal all the loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake. Yes, you heard that right. Cake for days.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the Battle of Assets Edition like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most outrageous adventures of your life. See you in the game!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Svgg Squad

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, Hearthstone, kerbal space program, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Nandgame, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, scrap mechanic, Shapez, smp, Space Engineers, SPROCKET, squad, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, svgg, terratech, Trailmakers, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic, zachtronics games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Buildings Constructed:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build machines and systems, we create absolute madness in every corner of this blocky world.

Join us if you’re tired of those boring, perfectly clipped editions. Here, we embrace the unsatisfactory clipping and turn it into a work of art. Our players have built machines that defy all logic and systems that will make your head spin.

Ever heard of a flying machine made out of pork chops and diamonds? Well, you’ll see it here. Our players have created vehicles that will make you question your sanity and wonder if you’ve entered a parallel universe.

But that’s not all! We also have epic space adventures that will leave you breathless. From building spacecrafts out of cheese to exploring galaxies made of candy, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you? Come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll create next!

PrankWarzMC

boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, disrespectful behavior., disrespecting boundaries, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, girlfriend prank, harmful pranks, infidelity trauma, kicking out, late night argument, overreaction, past trauma, prank gone wrong, PrankWarzMC, relationship boundaries, relationship conflict, relationship trust, traumatic history, trust issues, trust shattered

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of trolling and tomfoolery that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend on the server sends you a message claiming they’ve been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis behind your back! The betrayal, the drama, the chaos – it’s all part of the fun on our server.

But beware, not everyone can handle the heat of our pranks. Just like the time when Steve thought it would be hilarious to cover the entire spawn point with TNT, only for the entire server to explode in a fiery blaze of glory. Ah, good times.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience heart-pounding adrenaline rushes, gut-busting laughter, and jaw-dropping surprises all in one place? Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like ours anywhere else.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. Just ask the guy who accidentally turned his entire base into a giant chicken coop. Oops!

EpicFailCraft

deceived, disappointing experience, Disappointment, DISILLUSIONED, disillusionment, EpicFailCraft, failed expectations, false advertising, high expectations, hyped up, let down, letdown, misleading, not as advertised, not worth it, Overrated, regret, underwhelming, unfulfilling, unimpressed, Unsatisfying

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

K-PopCraft: Doctor’s Strike Edition

DOCTORS, Doctors strike, Edition, emergency medical response, government intervention., healthcare crisis, healthcare crisis management, healthcare infrastructure, healthcare management, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare system, healthcare workers, healthcare workers’ rights., KpopCraft, medical emergency, medical professionals, medical services, Medical Treatment, national emergency, patient care, public health, south korea, strike

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where south korea is in chaos cuz all the doctors are on strike! the only way to save the day is by building hospitals and curing all the sick villagers! but watch out for the evil mobs trying to stop you! join now and be the hero south korea needs!

Love Block Balance

available men, available women, balance, BLOCK, dating options, findings, gender ratio, love, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, negative implications, overabundance, perceived sex ratio, psychological impacts, relationships, research, scarcity, single adults, social dynamics, study, young adults

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	166
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

so like, this server is like, the perfect balance of dudes and chicks, ya know? like, we got just the right amount of single peeps for ya to mingle with. not too many, not too few. just right.

join our server and find your perfect minecraft soulmate. no more feeling lonely or overwhelmed by too many options. we got the perfect balance for ya.

come on in and see for yourself. we guarantee you’ll find love, or at least a really cool mining buddy. either way, you win! so what are you waiting for? join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and pixels. it’s gonna be epic!