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  • BlockBusters

    BlockBusters
    join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

    we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

    come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

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  • RockSandCrafters

    RockSandCrafters
    OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got 80% artificial sand just like China! We crush rocks and leftover mining stuff to make sand for our builds, just like the Chinese geniuses.

    Join us and build the most epic structures with our artificial sand, no need to worry about mining for sand anymore. Plus, rumor has it that our artificial sand gives u superpowers in the game – like flying and shooting fireballs from ur hands.

    So come on over and experience the magic of artificial sand on our server. Who needs regular sand when u can have the power of Chinese innovation at ur fingertips? Join now and unleash ur inner builder!

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  • PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything

    PunchCraft: Where Violence Solves Everything
    come join our epic minecraft server where we settle all our problems with a good old fashioned wrestle! punch, kick, and slam your way to victory as you battle it out with other players in the ring.

    we have crazy matches like lava pit deathmatch, diamond sword showdown, and creeper cage match.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like the annual ender dragon rumble, where players team up to take down the mighty beast and claim the title of champion.

    so if you’re looking for a server where violence is not only accepted, but encouraged, then Processional Wrestling is the place for you. join now and let the battle begin!

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  • DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution

    DeathCraft: The Ultimate Solution
    So, like, u know how life can be, like, super lame and stuff? well, on this server, the only true last resort to all our problems is death. but, like, in a fun way! we have, like, the craziest death traps and challenges that will make u laugh so hard u might actually die. but, like, in a good way.

    join our server if u want to, like, experience the most epic and hilarious deaths ever. we have, like, lava pits, giant spiders, and even a maze filled with exploding chickens. it’s, like, totally insane, dude.

    plus, we have, like, the friendliest community ever. everyone is, like, super chill and always down for a good laugh. so, like, come join us and let’s all die together in the most ridiculous ways possible. it’s, like, the best time ever, trust me.

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  • FavoriteCraft

    FavoriteCraft

    Our server is suitable for everyone, it is a versatile server. We address your concerns and always try to find a solution.

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  • DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex

    DoggoDrama – No Cash for Ex
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any irresponsible frat boys trying to pawn off their responsibilities on you!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can take care of virtual puppies without any ex-boyfriends trying to guilt trip you into paying for their mistakes. Our server is a safe haven for all dog lovers who want to enjoy the company of adorable pixelated pups without the drama.

    Don’t worry about any entitled exes demanding money for their lack of responsibility, because on our server, we only have responsible players who take care of their virtual pets with love and care. So come join us and experience the joy of raising virtual puppies without any real-life drama!

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  • NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

    NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here
    Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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  • Trump’s Court of Appeals

    Trump’s Court of Appeals
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life political drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a special mini-game called “Trump’s Courtroom Showdown”! Watch as Trump tries to appeal every decision made by lower courts, only to have the Supreme Court (which he conveniently appointed a third of its justices) rule in his favor every time. It’s like a never-ending episode of Judge Judy, but with way more explosions and blocky graphics. Join now and see if you can outwit the ultimate troll in this wacky world of Minecraft politics!

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  • TowelSwapCraft

    TowelSwapCraft
    so like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do i have the server for you! picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by llamas riding on dolphins, all singing the latest pop hits.

    not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play air guitar. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying diamond eggs for you to find.

    oh, and did i mention that every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings in perfect harmony? it’s like a heavenly choir following you around as you build your epic creations.

    so why wait? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even find that elusive towel-swapping bandit we’ve all been searching for.

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  • WeddingWarp Minecraft Server

    WeddingWarp Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of being caught between family drama and wedding obligations? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual escape from real-life bridezilla moments.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through tricky situations, just like this poor husband caught between a rock and a hard place. Will you make it to the reception on time? Will you be able to leave early without causing a scene? The drama unfolds in our virtual world!

    With child-free zones and crazy wedding rules, our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Who needs a babysitter when you can just log on and play Minecraft all night?

    So come on, join us and let’s laugh at the absurdity of it all together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitters along the way!

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