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Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8832	Animals Bred:	175
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6685
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

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“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Mines Excavated:	1907	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magic Items Found:	4287
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	890
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

accommodations, Airport, cancelled flight, comfort, creepy, Decision making, exhaustion, fear, friendship, Hotel, HotelCraft, Loneliness, NoAirportSleep, overnight stay, Selfishness, sleep deprivation, stranded, Support, travel, uk, unknown place, Visa

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

BlockyWorldChanger

10. Mind-altering, 11. Paradigm shift, 12. Unexpected truth, 13. Unsee, 14. New perspective, 15. Unveil reality, 16. Shocking revelation, 17. Altered perception, 18. Uncover truth, 19. Changed outlook, 2. Life lessons, 20. Unexpected knowledge., 3. Perspective shift, 4. Knowledge, 5. Worldview, 6. Eye-opening, 7. Unlearn, 8. Ignorance is bliss, 9. Life-changing, BlockyWorldChanger, regret

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Votes:	8479	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	936	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magic Items Found:	6907
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	149
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!