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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 9515 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8984 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!