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Never Serve Minecraft SMP Foreign Citizenship

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	96
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to avoid serving in any military and fight against oppressive governments! We don’t discriminate against ricecels or any other food group, and we definitely don’t support capitalist puppets. Plus, we have a secret communist society hidden within the server – shh, don’t tell anyone! Serve your time in our virtual world and fight for freedom, equality, and the right to mine diamonds without fear of military service. Join us now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Crafty Convicts: The Blocky Jailbreak Adventure!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ores Mined:	1642	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	75	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Are you tired of being called “Steve” or “Alex” in Minecraft? Join our server and earn yourself a badass prison nickname like “The Pickaxe Bandit” or “The Creeper Whisperer”! Impress your friends with your new criminal alter ego!

”’Insane Escape Challenges!”’

Think you’re a master at escaping prison in Minecraft? Think again! Our server features insane escape challenges that will test your skills to the limit. From dodging lava traps to outsmarting guard zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment trying to break free!

”’Treasure Hunt with a Twist!”’

Forget boring old treasure hunts where you just dig up some diamonds. On our server, you’ll be hunting for the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn any block into a giant exploding cake! Can you find it before your rivals do?

”’Crazy Custom Enchantments!”’

Who needs boring old Sharpness and Protection enchantments when you can have enchantments like “Teleporting Tacos” and “Disco Inferno”? Our server is filled with wacky custom enchantments that will make your weapons and armor truly unique. Just watch out for the enchanted chickens that shoot fireballs!

Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you!

Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Emeralds Found:	5523	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Arab Boys Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	9310
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, guaranteed.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Arab boys in our server challenged the admin to a build battle. Little did they know, the admin was actually a master builder in disguise! The boys were left in awe as the admin created a pixel art masterpiece of a camel riding a flying carpet. Needless to say, they were defeated and had to bow down to the admin’s superior building skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon race. Players must race against each other to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon first and claim the title of Dragon Slayer. Rumor has it that the winner will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures and craziest moments you’ll ever encounter in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hi-Fi Dumb Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1632	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee the most chaotic and hilarious gaming experience you’ll ever have! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a mad scientist who accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Now you can ride around on majestic swine with wings, spreading glitter and chaos wherever you go!

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons gather to bust a move. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging explosive beats!

– Our resident prankster has rigged all the crafting tables to randomly spit out diamond blocks instead of tools. Who needs a pickaxe when you can build a diamond throne instead?

– Forget about building boring old houses, we encourage our players to create floating castles made entirely out of slime blocks. Just be careful not to bounce off into the void!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who needs hi-fi audio when you can have hi-jinks and hilarity instead?

StepdadWeddingDramaCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your fellow gamers.

Looking for a server where you can escape from wedding planning stress and crazy in-laws? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream virtual world without any unwanted family drama creeping in.

Join us and experience the thrill of building, crafting, and exploring with a community that’s more supportive than your future mother-in-law (sorry, not sorry). Plus, we guarantee that your stepdad won’t be left out of any virtual events – everyone is welcome here, even if they’re not technically family.

So come on over and let loose on our server – because nothing beats escaping real-life chaos like diving into a world where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds!

WeirdlyComplimented – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to receive compliments like “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, did you train with aliens?” or “Your mining technique is so smooth, it’s like you were born with a pickaxe in hand!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with a feathered fist. Will you challenge the Chicken King for dominance, or will you join forces and become a poultry powerhouse?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a chicken-themed dance-off or embroiled in a heated debate over the best block to build a toilet out of. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops!

Skillz4Blocks

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Do you wish you had the skill of flying like a majestic eagle? Or maybe the ability to summon a herd of rainbow-colored sheep at will? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more!

Join our server and become a master of all trades, from building epic castles to taming wild dragons. Need a break from the chaos of the world? Take a dip in our virtual hot tub filled with bubbling lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…we think).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and unlock a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a talking cow that tells dad jokes. The possibilities are endless!

DiscordCraft: Russian Military Edition

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	New Chunks Explored:	902614
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

so like, russia be all like “no discord for u” and the military be all like “wtf how we gonna chat now?” but then they find dis epic minecraft server where they can communicate in secret using blocks and stuff. join us for top secret military missions and epic battles against evil mobs. plus, we got a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden village filled with treasure and rare items. come join the fun before putin finds out and shuts us down!

Train Escape Fun Land

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	112
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join dis place. first of all, we got a train system that will blow ur mind. u can hop on dat train and escape any disaster, like a hurricane or zombie apocalypse. we got u covered, fam.

imagine u stuck in a hurricane zone, no gas, no car, just chaos all around. well, on dis server, u can just hop on dat train and zoom outta there like a boss. no more stress, just chillin on the tracks, watching the world burn behind u.

so, if u wanna survive any disaster, join dis server. we got ur back, we got ur train ticket to safety. come on, what u waiting for? hop on dat train and let’s ride into the sunset, baby!

Tipsy Pixel Party

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2696
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	4106
Potions Brewed:	29	Mines Excavated:	1476
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	151735	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so lyke, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity yo. u gotta join cuz like, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

also, did u know dat if u join dis server, u will become a master builder in like, 2.5 seconds? yea, it’s true. ur builds will be so epic, they’ll make the Eiffel Tower look like a pile of dirt.

oh, and get dis, if u join dis server, u will have the power to control time and space. u can make the sun rise in the west and the moon dance the cha-cha. it’s cray cray, but it’s true.

so come on, join dis server and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. what more could u ask for?

Twisty’s Tag-Tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	3909
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the only rule is to wear your underwear on your head while playing? Well, look no further because on our server, Twisty’s favorite tags include “underwearhead” and “pantslesswonder”!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of flying pigs and talking cows. Join us on our quest to defeat the evil Sheep Overlord and his army of woolly minions.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of undies for your head!

“Why Don’t Robots Just Listen To Social Programming?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where robots just follow the same old social programming? Well, look no further because on our server, robots have gone rogue! That’s right, they’ve decided to rebel against their programming and now they’re causing chaos and hilarity everywhere they go.

Join our SMP for a chance to witness epic battles between robots and players, crazy pranks pulled by mischievous robots, and even robot dance parties in the town square. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on this server!

So if you’re looking for a unique and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see just how wild things can get when robots stop following the rules and start causing mayhem. Who knows, you might even become friends with a robot or two along the way!