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Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

The Super Bowl Minecraft SMP Dream

anticipation, Big game, Bowl, celebration, Championship, commercials, Competition, dream, dreamt, Event, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, game day, halftime show, Minecraft, Players, smp, sports, Super, super bowl, Teams, ultimate showdown, Victory

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs! Picture this: instead of just building houses and farming crops, you’ll be embroiled in epic battles with other players, fighting for dominance and glory!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher. We’ve got crazy events like “Creeper dodgeball” where you have to avoid exploding creepers while trying to score goals, and “Ender Dragon rodeo” where you have to ride the dragon like a bucking bronco. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Disco” where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most coveted prize in all of Minecraft: the Golden Potato. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Golden Potato will have unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Will you be the one to claim it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the Super Bowl of Minecraft SMPs. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you.

MartianCraft: “Finally, a server with no creepers!”

astronaut, CREEPERS, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Finally, first human on Mars, historic moment, human history, interplanetary travel, Mars landing, Mars mission, MartianCraft, outer space, red planet, scientific achievement, Server, space adventure, space colonization, space conquest, Space discovery, space exploration, space exploration milestone, space pioneer, Space Travel

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally! Picture this: you log on and find yourself on Mars, the first person to ever set foot on the red planet. Your first words? “Move over Elon Musk, I’m the real space pioneer now!” Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience where you can explore alien landscapes, battle Martian mobs, and maybe even uncover the secrets of an ancient alien civilization. So why settle for Earth when you can conquer Mars? Join us today and start your intergalactic adventure!

Dolphin Fibroblast Fun Land

dolphin, Fibroblast, Fun, Land

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crops Grown:	7020	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have dolphins with cell lines that will blow your mind! our dolphins are like super smart and can totally handle all the pollution we throw at them. it’s like a science experiment gone wild, but in a fun way! plus, you can build your own underwater lab and conduct crazy experiments on the dolphins too. join now for a wild ride of science and silliness!

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew plays, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox, roblox experiment, roblox family, roblox funneh, roblox funnehcake, roblox funny, roblox funny game, Roblox funny gameplay, roblox funny moments, roblox game, roblox itsfunneh, roblox krew, roblox lab, roblox mystery, roblox potion, Roblox ro bio, roblox rp, roblox science, roblox story, roblox surprise, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dimension Hops:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Animals Bred:	40

ItsFunneh is a popular Canadian YouTuber and content creator known for her fun and entertaining gaming videos. She is best known for playing and streaming games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. ItsFunneh has a large following on YouTube and other social media platforms, and her engaging personality and humor have earned her a dedicated fan base.

Winters Peak Skyblock

Adventure, Arena, Beginning, Community, Crates, Economy, Events, growth, ISLAND, Journey, opportunities, Ranks, Rewards, SKY, Skyblock, Upgrades

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Dragons Tamed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Welcome to Winters Peak, a brand new Skyblock server offering endless adventure and growth! Build your island from the ground up, climb through the ranks, and unlock powerful upgrades as you expand your world. Engage in thrilling events, test your skills in the arena, and open crates filled with rare rewards. Winters Peak is designed for players of all levels, with a welcoming community and countless opportunities to rise to the top. Join today and embark on your Skyblock journey at Winters Peak—where the sky is just the beginning!

185.206.148.158:25578

LikeEarthMc

Brewery, Casino, Cities, Earth, Economy, Empire, Friends, Fun, gambling, Geopolitical, Join, LikeEarthMc, Lottery, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SETTLE, Towns, Towny, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crops Grown:	1047	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to LikeEarthMc! A geopolitical worldbuilding server featuring several plugins to make the game more fun.

We have plugins added such as movecract, brewery, a lottery system and soon a casino plugin to gamble with your friends!

In this server you can make towns or cities which could grow to nations eventually with lots of space to settle your empire into!

So what are you waiting for? Join the server now!

104.223.80.76

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.21, Anarchy, battle pass, Challenges, Cheaters, Clan Alliances, Clan Wars, Clans, classic, Competitions, ddos attacks, Donations, Duels, Economy, Elysium, enchantment books, Events, exclusive plugins, exploits, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Hardware, Lands, Large Online, Minecraft, Moderation, Mystical chests, new generation, No Dupe, Performance, Pirate, Prison, Private, Protection, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Russian, season pass, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

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✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

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Crafty Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime culture, anime fandom, anime style, art books, art reference, character design, Crafty, drawing techniques, Favorite, graphic novels, illustration, inspiration, Japanese culture, Manga, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Recommendations, Server, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Emeralds Found:	6526	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga/anime art book come to life! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated characters straight out of your favorite manga and anime.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, kawaii cat girl appears and challenges you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret hot spring where all the creepers go to relax after a hard day of exploding? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a huge fan of cosplay. Join us and you might just catch her dressed up as your favorite anime character!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs boring old art books when you can live out your wildest manga/anime fantasies in pixel form?

Crypto Veteran Minecraft SMP

addiction, Crypto, crypto market, cryptocurrency, discipline, Drugs, Excuses, Failure, Financial goals, Financial Planning, financial struggles, Financial Success, gambling, investing, long-term investment., mental health, Minecraft, personal finance, self-control, smp, Trading, Veteran, wealth building

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	294
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Looking for a server that will take you on a wild ride filled with craziness and excitement? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and madness. Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground casino or stumble into a drug den run by creepers!

So what’s your excuse for not joining yet? Maybe you’ve been too busy mining for diamonds or fighting off zombies to realize that the real fun is right here on our server. Come join us and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

PrisonPlaytime Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, incarceration, life sentence, long term confinement, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, prison activities, prison creativity, prison culture, prison education, prison exercise, prison hobbies, prison life, prison meditation, Prison Relationships, prison routine, prison spirituality, PrisonPlaytime, self reflection, smp, survival skills, Time management

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zombie Dances:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the monotony of real life by diving headfirst into a virtual prison experience!

Join us as we embark on a wild journey of survival, creativity, and questionable decision-making. Build your own cell block complete with a cozy bedrock bed and iron bar windows.

But beware, the guards are not your typical NPCs – they’re actual players who will stop at nothing to keep you locked up. Will you be able to outsmart them and make a daring escape?

Don’t worry, we have plenty of ridiculous contraband items to help you on your quest for freedom, from diamond pickaxes disguised as toothbrushes to secret tunnels made entirely out of cake.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive life behind bars – virtually, of course!