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CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8343

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

Afford, AMBITION, aspiration, Buy, Dedication, determination, diamonds, Dig, dog, dream, Effort, everyday, financial struggle, Goal, grind, hard work, hustle, motivation, perseverance, PuppyCraft, submarine, success, work, work ethic

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	649984	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	6203	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

carb, Coma, Crafty, Generate, list, long trail, Mmmmm, tags, tummy

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	173	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Buildings Constructed:	37	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	442	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

anthony albanese, Aussie women, blocks, bollard, Bollard man, bruceovsky, Chad Frenchman, citizenship, Crafty, Daily Mail, Escalator, French tradie, incel ziggers, Jewish, knife-wielding maniac, memes, Minecraft, Muslim cock, muslims, Offender, POL, real men, Russian cock, Server, Westfield Bondi Junction, white incel, wrong, WRONG AGAIN, Zigger

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

1.6.3, 1.6.4, Alex time, co-op, Community, CREEPERS, crops, Discord, Farming, Gaming, general, Harvest Moon, indie, Meet, MineCraftyFarm, multiplayer, News, Official Dicksword, role playing, simulation, stardew valley, update, video game

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

Allowed, boom, CREEPERS, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, derogatory terms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Language, nigga, NiggaCraft, offensive language, Political Correctness, Racial equality, racial sensitivity, racial slurs, racial tensions, racism, slangs, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

action, animation, Anime, banter, blocky, Chaos, Characters, Entertainment, Expectations, expectations for season 2, FANTASY, Feedback, lolz, Lycoris, Lycoris Recoil, meets, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, recoil, REIGNS, review, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, SUPREME, Thoughts

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Enchantments Applied:	177	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	235330
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

baby wipes, bathroom, clog, clogged, consequences, costly, diy, Fun, generation, learn, Lesson, maintenance, mistake, MONEY, plumber, Plumbing, Problems, Repair, Server, Sewage, SNAKE, STOP, TOILET, troubles, Waste

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7973
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!