But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that roams the land dropping diamonds for lucky players to find. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in battle, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to the world’s largest pixel art museum, featuring masterpieces such as the Mona Creeper and the Scream (but with a creeper face instead of a person). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible!
We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.
Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.
once, there was this player who built a giant potato castle and the admin turned it into a real potato that could fly. true story, bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s lit, fam.
come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free virtual cookies. what more could you ask for, amirite?
