Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s soap operas? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have Jewish Orthodox women going on a sex strike to get their friend Malky’s abusive husband “Wolf” to sign those divorce papers. That’s right, no one gets any action until Malky is free from that creep! So come on over and witness the craziest love triangle Minecraft has ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama? Join now and help Malky get her divorce, because we all know that’s the real end game here.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Join us and help prevent the extinction of Koreans in Minecraft! That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll be contributing to the preservation of this endangered species.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them achieve their dastardly goals, or fight against them and save humanity from poultry domination.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!
Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to fight off zombie actors who are trying to steal the spotlight! Yes, you heard that right – these zombies used to be famous Hollywood actors before they turned into brain-hungry monsters. Can you defeat them and save the day?
But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Join in on the fun and show off your best dance moves while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even become the next big star in the zombie actor world!
Are you tired of carrying around heavy linkies all by yourself, feeling weighed down like you’re lugging around a sack of sand? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have magical fairies who will carry your linkies for you! That’s right, these mystical creatures will float alongside you, light as a feather, so you can focus on building the most epic creations without breaking a sweat. Join us and let the fairies do all the heavy lifting for you!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies break out in spontaneous dance parties.
Looking for a server where you can ride on the backs of llamas while battling evil witches with enchanted pickaxes? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted playing hide and seek with players in the Nether. Rumor has it that if you can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors, he’ll grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world. See you there!
Have you ever been to a protest? Well, forget about protesting in the real world and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be protesting is the lack of diamonds in your inventory! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are joining in on the fun with their own picket signs. Plus, our virtual protests are way more effective – just ask the Ender Dragon who finally agreed to lower taxes after a particularly rowdy demonstration. So come on down and join the revolution… or just build a really cool castle, whatever floats your boat!
Are you ready to ride into the sunset with a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Picture this: you’re cruising through pixelated landscapes on a rainbow unicorn, wielding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts in the depths of the Nether, and dance parties with creepers. Our community is filled with friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So, what are you waiting for? Hop on your virtual llama and come join the fun! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual tacos for all new players. Because who doesn’t love tacos, am I right?
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with dweebs galore! Join our server and become part of the ultimate dweeb army, where we take over the virtual world one block at a time.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Dweeb King, who rules with an iron fist made of diamond blocks. Rumor has it that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him for the throne!
If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame one, it will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the dweeb army! Who knows, you might just become the next Dweeb Prince(ss) and rule over the land with a dorky smile on your face.
Are you tired of being discriminated against for being a latinx player on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace all players regardless of their background! Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally, no matter if you’re a human, a creeper, or a pig!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating competitions for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes! And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground salsa dance club where players can show off their best moves and impress their fellow gamers.
So come join us on our server and help us put an end to latinx discrimination once and for all – because in our world, everyone is welcome and tacos are always on the menu!
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Hey there loves! Our goal is to create an accepting community where adults can come to hang out when they have stressful days, or whenever they want to have fun, so here are some tidbits:
Non-griefing server, it’s handled immediately. The owner is easily accessible, so you can ask any questions you’d like, but feel free toask the community too. Simple Voice Chat mod. One of us has a villager trading system set up and there is also a community kitchen. Discord server has roles so you can see who else plays some of your favorite games. LGBTQIA+ Friendly. Discord friendly, but not required. So far, most of us are close to spawn, so we can be near each other but not right on top of each other, you can build wherever your heart desires. Mod pack has 200 plus mods but will have something for everyone, so ask for a sample.
THE MODERN SMP WITH LOT OF PLUGINS YOU MUST ENOJOYYYYYYYYYYY JOINN NOW!!! I’LL MENTION DISCORD SERVER LINK BELOW OR YOU CAN JUST CLICK ON DISCORD LINK MENTIONED SOMEWHERE IDK BUT JOOOIN
IP – play.mentcraftersmp.tk
discord :- https://discord.gg/3tbUW5n2xS
Minecraft server dedicated to offering an unparalleled Skyblock and Survival experience to our community. Our server combines the nostalgia of Minecraft’s cherished gameplay with innovative features that keep our players engaged and coming back for more.
Free /pokeheal and /pc! Checkspawns! No tokens needed for pokebuilder!
Earnable Ranks, Bingo, Pokehunt, EV training, Gyms!
Wondertrade and GTS, inclusive and friendly player-base!
AnimeGrief is a game server with free donation! This free donation is far from our best achievements! You can purchase a high privilege with in-game currency!?The server was created: https://vk.com/topnov22https://vk.com/1tz_lexa☀️We value our players very much and do everything possible to make you feel comfortable playing!✅You can see information about the server below.——————————————————- ————-Version 1.1.x IP: 135.181.177.214 PORT: 12510 SHOP: https://animegrief.easydonate.ruTechnical Support: https://vk.com/id795031771https://vk.com/id694644988https://vk.com/id738098373⚡We wish you a great time on our server!