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InsultCraft – Says What?!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Potions Brewed:	173
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of diamonds. like, seriously, u ain’t gonna find a better server out there.

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. they start speaking in british accents and offer u a tour of the server on their magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of creepers exploding? yeah, that’s a thing here.

also, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant u three wishes just for joining the server. one time, i wished for a pet dragon and now i ride him into battle against the evil villagers trying to take over the server. it’s lit.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft server out there. and remember, if anyone tries to insult u, just say “says what” and watch them cower in fear.

Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8611
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

BabyTalkCraft

Affection, annoyance, Apology, BabyTalkCraft, babytalking, Boundaries, college, Communication, Conversation, DAUGHTER, endearing, family, Fun, growth, love, Maturity, misunderstanding, parenting, reconciliation, relationship, Respect

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	112	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

CelebLife Minecraft SMP

CelebLife, celebrity life, everyday life, Expectations, Fame, fame vs reality, Fans, glamour, Lifestyle, luxury, Minecraft, paparazzi, PRESSURE, privacy, public image, recognition, scrutiny, smp, social media, spotlight, stress, success, wealth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

CraftyAnxiousGamer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

Adventure, bedrock, Biomes, Community, Contests, creativity, Custom Modpack, Items, java, landscapes, Legacy, madness, Mechanics, Modded, multiplayer, Other, Quests, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Treasures, Vanilla, version 1.9, vita

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

IP	play.vita-mc.net

Overview:

Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

Features:

Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
Expansive World
Community-Driven
Events and Challenges
Friendly Staff
Questing and Adventure
Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead?	Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
Are there regular events and challenges on the server?	Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
Is there a staff team available to assist players?	Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC?	Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2972	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	129	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

asian, body shaming, Casting, Characters, Confrontation, Costa Rica, culture, Diversity, heritage, Identity, ignorance, In the Heights, insult, latina, LatinaCraft, musical theater, racism, representation, Respect, stealing, Stereotypes, validation

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Farms Harvested:	205
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

LifeIsHardButSMPFun

coping strategies, emotional resilience., emotional well being, inner strength, life satisfaction, LifeIsHardButSMPFun, mental health, mental toughness, mindfulness, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self improvement, self-belief, self-care, self-empowerment, Stress Management

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8609
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.