solid assertions – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GiraffeNerveCraft

anatomy, animal adaptations, animal evolution, animal physiology, biology, Evolution, evolutionary biology, evolutionary evidence, evolutionary evidence in animals, evolutionary theory, giraffe anatomy, GiraffeNerveCraft, Giraffes, long necked animals, mammal anatomy, natural selection, nerve pathways, nerve structure, reccurent laryngeal nerve, scientific research, solid assertions

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Our server is so lit, even giraffes are evolving just to join in on the fun.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giraffe pops out of nowhere, wearing a diamond helmet and wielding a diamond sword. That’s right, our server is so wild even the animals are getting in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join now to witness the llama revolution firsthand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. The recurrent laryngeal nerve in giraffes approves this message!

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SisNoFairCraft

Boundaries, Communication, emotional impact, extended family, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, favoritism, generational differences, gift giving, Individuality, Jealousy, parenting, personal choices, relationships, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisNoFairCraft, Understanding, VALUES

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat our players like royalty! Just like how this sister spoils her favorite nephew, we’ll spoil you with the most extravagant gifts and attention you could ever imagine.

Join our server and watch as your in-game character receives lavish gifts and exclusive perks that will make all the other players jealous. Who needs fairness when you can have special treatment and VIP status?

Don’t worry about your siblings getting jealous, because on our server, everyone will be too busy admiring your amazing loot and privileges. And just like this sister, we won’t change our ways because we believe in treating our favorite players like the true stars they are.

So come on over and experience the special bond between you and our server, where you’ll be the center of attention and the envy of all your fellow gamers. Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

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BlockPartyFunLand

BlockPartyFunLand, Connection, Contentment, Experience, family, Friends, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, Nature, outdoors, Peace, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, Tranquility

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a castle made entirely of cake, only to have it attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our legendary sheep herding competition where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around the server?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers. And let’s not forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” contest, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Asia, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, DPRK, east asia, economic development, historical sites, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, long-term planning, Minecraft, North Korea, Pyongyang, Reopen, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, travel restrictions, vacation destination

u know what else is partially reopening after five years? our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! plus, our server is run by kim jong-un himself, so u know it’s gonna be a blast! come build ur dream house in our virtual north korea and experience the thrill of surviving in a land of mystery and wonder. join now before kim decides to close the server again for another five years!

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CraftyModiCallsForEnd

constitution, CraftyModiCallsForEnd, Democracy, discrimination, End.., equality, Government, Hinduism, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, Laws, legislation, modi, Politics, prime minister, REFORMS, Religion, religious freedom, secularism, society

yo yo yo! come join our EPIC minecraft server where modi himself is calling for an end to india’s religion-based laws! that’s right, even the prime minister is getting in on the action. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where they battled evil mobs with modi himself by their side. it was wild, man. so come on over and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server. plus, we have free pizza every friday. what more could you ask for? come on, what are you waiting for? join now!

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New Server IP
MIXSPEX

Anarchy, Explore, Fun, game modes, Minecraft, Mini Games, MixSpex, Parkour, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival Games

MixSpex is a server that will bring you lots of fun. Play and explore all our fun game modes that you will love.

MixSpex.xyz

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VirginHypno Minecraft Server

Beliefs, consent, hypnosis, Hypnotized, imagination, Minecraft, misconceptions, Myths, myths about virginity, Psychology, Server, sex, sexual behavior, sexual desires, sexual experiences, sexual fantasies, sexual myths, Sexuality, Stereotypes, VirginHypno, VIRGINITY, virginity and hypnosis, Virgins

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that even the most skilled hypnotist won’t be able to make you imagine having sex! That’s right, our server is so pure and wholesome that even virgins are immune to hypnosis. Join us for a wild ride of family-friendly fun and non-stop laughter as we explore the wonders of Minecraft without any naughty thoughts getting in the way. Who needs hypnotism when you have the power of friendship and creativity on our server? So come on in and see for yourself why our server is the most virginal place to play Minecraft!

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HackToriyamaMC SMP

Character development, character growth, constantly fighting, contradictions, Dragon Ball Pooper, fighting to the death, grow stronger, Hack, HackToriyamaMC, Peace, peaceful universe, planet vegeta, power levels, Saiyan culture, Saiyans, smp, SSJ, toddlers, TORIYAMA, transform, transformation, ultimate hardship

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can become the ultimate Saiyan warrior and grow stronger by fighting to the death! But wait, there’s a twist – toddlers can also become Super Saiyan because peace is how Saiyans become stronger in our universe.

Join us as we embark on epic battles and insane adventures, where the peaceful Saiyans from Dragon Ball Pooper can transform while the Saiyans from planet Vegeta struggle to unlock their true power. Will you be the one to master the art of transformation and become the strongest Saiyan in the universe? Join now and find out!

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Babyception: Surprise Announcement Edition

#announcement, adoption, baby shower drama, baby shower etiquette, Babyception, brothers baby shower, Edition, family boundaries, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family tension, Golden Child, miracle baby, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy surprise, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, spotlight stealing, Surprise, wedding takeover

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this throwaway account.

Imagine a world where you can steal the spotlight just like the OP plans to do at her brother’s baby shower. Who needs to follow the rules when you can make your own? Create chaos, stir up trouble, and watch the drama unfold as you announce your own pregnancy at someone else’s special event.

With a community like no other, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, just like the OP did when she told her mom to “eff off” during a family dispute.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly outrageous. Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

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DenyCraft: Real or Fake?

BELIEF, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, DenyCraft, Evidence, Existence, facts, Fake, hidden truths, misconceptions, Myths, Paranormal, Phenomenon, proof, real, Reality, skepticism, Supernatural, Truth, Undeniable, undisputed, unexplained

A Minecraft server where the pigs can fly, the cows can dance, and the creepers are actually friendly! Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a castle out of diamond blocks while being serenaded by singing villagers. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our server, challenging players to a dance-off! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and see for yourself what everyone else is denying but is actually 100% real!

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New Server IP
ParasitePartyMC

biology, Consciousness, deep introspection, ecological balance, ethical dilemmas, Ethics, evolutionary biology, existential crises, host damage, Human Behavior, introspection, morality, natural selection, ParasitePartyMC, PARASITES, philosophical questions, Scientific inquiry, SELF AWARENESS, survival instincts, Symbiotic Relationships, thought-provoking questions

join our epic minecraft server where the parasites are the real MVPs! we have a whole community of existential crisis-ridden parasites just waiting to take over your host body and wreak havoc in the virtual world.

imagine the chaos of a creeper being controlled by a tiny worm with an identity crisis. or a zombie being guided by a confused tapeworm questioning its purpose in life.

come for the gameplay, stay for the existential dread. join now and let the parasites show you a whole new level of minecraft madness!

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