We got creeper parties every night where we blow up stuff and laugh like maniacs.
Our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a Minecraft rapper.
And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
So ditch the sketchy street corners and come join us for some blocky fun!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be transported into a world where you can battle against the infamous Mountain Dew monster and claim epic loot. Plus, our community is so epic that even the WoWg guilds are jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
Our server is so cutting-edge, we still have dial-up internet and use carrier pigeons to send messages. But don’t worry, we’re working on getting those fax machines built into our devices permanently – because who needs modern technology anyway?
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like a family of villagers trading emeralds. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!
Welcome all, this is a new and upcoming server for you to have a chill and fun time. There will NEVER be any p2w period. Schematics are allowed but Autobuild feature is not! We hope to have a player run economy, but for now there is a shop that sells basic items. (Prices are subject to change!) Please respect others and if you see someone cheating or misbehaving contact me on our discord server.
All basic functions should be available and complete, but if you run into any issues please reach out. (I will try to help you as soon as I am able to) And lastly thank you for checking us out!
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Ever wondered what would happen if you locked a dog and a moid (whatever that is) in a car for an hour? Well, on our server, you can find out! Maybe the dog will learn how to drive and the moid will start a dance party in the backseat. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world?
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are? Build, explore, and create memories that will have you laughing for days. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of the dog and the moid in the car.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!
Welcome to Coffee Network—a dynamic Minecraft server network featuring thrilling KitPvP battles, an economy-driven Survival world, and a bustling community hub. Engage in intense PvP matches, explore a thriving player-based economy, and participate in exciting events. With dedicated servers, custom plugins, and a balanced reward system, Coffee Network offers an immersive experience for players of all kinds. Join us and become part of a vibrant community where your adventure is always brewing!
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PenguinSMP is a friendly Minecraft Survival server open to all! Enjoy features like sethomes, crates, hats, and more. Ranks and crate keys are also available in the PenguinSMP store. Join us and find your place in our amazing community!
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Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, those diamond blocks were cursed and turned them into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about fowl play!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell a knock-knock joke!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the never-ending Comiket arc for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into? Join us now and let the laughter begin!
