SOLD – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MineCraftyDebtCollectors Server

Agenda, CAR, Cash, Conversation, Driving, entitled, Envelope, expensive, family, instructor, insurance, lessons, MineCraftyDebtCollectors, MONEY, Need, parents, perspective, pissed, screaming, Server, SOLD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of unexpected gifts like cars that you can’t even drive! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and no surprise car insurance bills.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your parents selling your virtual car without warning. In fact, we encourage you to drive as many pixelated vehicles as you want, without the pressure to actually learn how to drive in real life.

Imagine a world where you can take your anger out by building a virtual replica of the car your dad sold, only to drive it off a cliff and watch it explode in a glorious display of blocky fireworks. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So come join us and let out all your frustrations in a safe and hilarious environment. Who needs a real car when you can have a Minecraft car that never runs out of gas or gets sold behind your back? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

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SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

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BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, emotional investing, financial decision, financial literacy, hindsight, impulsive decision, Investment, learning experience, long-term investment., Loss, market timing, Minecraft, personal finance, profit, regret, smp, SOLD, speculative asset, Trading

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

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Bull Market Minecraft SMP

$2.7 million, agriculture, animal husbandry, Barn, black bull, breeding, breeding stock, Bull, cattle breeder, high price, Indian, indian market, Investment, Livestock, livestock industry, market, Minecraft, premium price, rare breed, smp, SOLD, valuable, white cows

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a black bull that was sold for $2.7 million! This bull is so fancy, he’s gonna be breeding white cows in our barn and creating a whole new breed of rainbow cows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this wacky adventure? Come join us and witness the magic of our millionaire bull in action!

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”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

180k, altcoins, alts, btc, coping mechanisms, cryptocurrency, depression, Despair, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, financial decisions, financial loss, hodl, Investment, market volatility, mental health, Minecraft, missed opportunity, regret, seeking help, self harm, smp, SOLD, SUICIDE, Trading

Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

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Lmaoooo Kleros asked for 0 Minecraft SMP

#0, 0.1%, 4.3 cents, 40M ARB grant program, Arbitrum delegates, ASKED, Bagies., chain, Cycles, Kleros, Kleros-Smellos, lmaoooo, LTIPP council screening period results, Minecraft, PNK bagholders, provides no value, REJECTED, smp, SOLD, wake up call

Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

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Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, Bitcoin investment, bitcoin market, bitcoin selling tips, bitcoin trading, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, finance, financial decision, Investment, Minecraft, selling assets, selling bitcoin, selling bitcoin advice, selling bitcoin for profit, selling bitcoin in august, selling bitcoin in august 2021, selling bitcoin strategy, selling bitcoin trend, selling cryptocurrency, selling digital assets, smp, SOLD

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

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You Sold Out Minecraft Server

advertising, brand, Business, Customers, Digital, ENGAGEMENT, Followers, growth, influencer, Marketing, Minecraft, ONLINE, Promotion, RnaudBertrand, Server, social media, SOLD, SOLD OUT, Status, strategy, success, trending, x-com

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the craziness that goes on here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples just waiting for you to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old zombie, then you might not survive the fun)!

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BottomDollarMinecraftSMP

Bottom, bottom sold, bottom tags, bottom tags sold, bottom tags they sold, BottomDollarMinecraftSMP, long tail, SOLD, sold bottom, sold bottom tags, sold long tail, sold tags, tags, they sold bottom, they sold long tail, they sold tags, they sold the bottom, they sold the bottom long tail, they sold the bottom tags

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this server. One time, the admins decided to sell the bottom of the world to a group of evil villagers. Now, every time you dig down, you might just run into a group of angry villagers demanding rent for their underground property. It’s a wild ride, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Bacon-eating, diamond-dropping flying pigs. Where else are you going to find that kind of entertainment?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh (or cry, depending on how you look at it). From TNT traps to fake treasure hunts, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server.

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, watch your back and never trust a pig with wings.

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SMP: The Jew Crew vs. New Labour – Minecraft SMP

anti-semitism, civil disobedience, community relations, Community safety, CREW, discrimination, government response, hate crimes, jew, Jewish business, Jews, labour, Labour government, law enforcement, Minecraft, minority groups, Political unrest, punishment, religious freedom, religious persecution, Riots, smp, social tensions, synagogue, violence

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time where even the creepers are scared to blow up Jewish businesses because they know they’ll get a taste of their own medicine! Our server is so peaceful, even the Ender Dragon is on a strict no-destroying-synagogues diet. So come on in and enjoy some drama-free building and mining, because in this world, the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT cannons built by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

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VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

£2000 loss, Best Friend, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, holiday cancellation, last minute cancellation, lottery win, love bombing, Minecraft, passport renewal, personal boundaries, quick decision, red flag, Rio trip, self proclaimed pharmacist, Server, toxic relationship, trust issues, unwanted guest, VacayGoneWrong

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in making bold moves just like cancelling a trip to Rio on a whim! Join us for some epic adventures and outrageous drama that will make you question your friendships.

Picture this: you and your best friend are all set to explore the wonders of Rio, only to find out that her shady boyfriend John decided to crash the party. But fear not, on our server, you can cancel that trip faster than you can say “unemployed pharmacist”.

Experience the thrill of making impulsive decisions and standing your ground against toxic relationships. Who needs a vacation in Rio when you can have a virtual getaway filled with excitement and chaos?

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there, where cancelling plans is just the beginning of the wild ride. Who needs friends when you have a whole community of gamers ready to have your back? Let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “I cancelled that trip like a boss!”

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SisterShameCraft

bisexuality, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, compatibility, DATING, EMBARRASSING, engaged, family, Friends, Homophobia, misunderstanding, Obsession, Older brother, relationships, shunned, Siblings, SisterShameCraft, supportive, younger sister

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sibling matchmaking like no other! Join us for a chance to find love with your sister’s best friend and become real sisters (or brothers) in the game!

Our server is filled with crazy love stories and matchmaking attempts that will leave you laughing and scratching your head. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place!

Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when siblings try to play matchmaker. Join now and see if you can navigate through the hilarious situations that arise when love and family collide in the virtual world of Minecraft!

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Pixel Peril Server

Caution, Dangerous, false sense of security, hazard, hidden danger, ignorance, Overlooked, Perception, Peril, PIXEL, potential harm, Risk, risky activities, risky behavior, Safety, safety awareness, safety culture, Safety Measures, safety precautions, safety regulations, safety standards, Server, underestimated

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of facing off against the most deadly creatures in the game – chickens! That’s right, these seemingly harmless birds have been genetically modified to be the ultimate killing machines. Don’t be fooled by their fluffy feathers and innocent clucks, they will peck you to death in seconds!

But that’s not all, our server also features a lava parkour course where you have to jump from one floating island to another while dodging fiery death below. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that will burn your enemies to a crisp with its fiery breath.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or floating in mid-air over a pool of lava), then join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate chicken apocalypse!

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InfiltrationCraft Minecraft Server

border, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, defense preparation, defense strategy, defense tactics, ground assault, idf, IDF operation, Infiltration, InfiltrationCraft, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, national security, Operation, SECURITY, security measures, Server, Troops

LOLZ come join our amazin minecraft server where we prepare for epic ‘infiltration’ ground assaults on Israel! Why? BECAUSE WE’RE CRAZY LIKE THAT! Watch as our players build secret tunnels, set up booby traps, and strategize like their lives depend on it (even though it’s just a game lolz). Will you be the mastermind behind the next big infiltration? Or will you be the one getting blown up by a TNT trap? JOIN NOW and find out! Just make sure to bring your A-game and a good sense of humor, because things are about to get WILD!

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HamasEconKillerCraft

Armed Forces, Assassination, Conflict, economy minister, gaza, Government, Hamas, HamasEconKillerCraft, i24NEWS, idf, international news, Israel, liaising, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, palestine, Palestinian, Politics, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Terrorism

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, lemme tell ya, it’s crazier than IDF takin’ out Hamas’s economy minister in Gaza! This server is so lit, it’ll make your brain explode like a creeper on steroids!

We got pigs flyin’ around like they’re tryna audition for the next Avengers movie, and zombies doin’ the cha-cha slide in the village square. The only rule on this server is that there are no rules, except for maybe don’t try to ride a llama off a cliff… trust me, it doesn’t end well.

Join us if you wanna experience the most bonkers, off-the-wall, and downright wacky Minecraft adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the madness, my dude!

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The Oddest Journey Ever 1.21: Not Quite Vanilla, Definitely White-Listed

Armour Statues, Bluemap, Destiny 2, discord username, durability ping, Fast decay leaves, fireteams, fun-loving Minecrafters, Griefing, Journey, Loose criteria, low-stress community, Mob Heads, Modded minecraft, oddest, rocket science, Stardew, thieving, Tight-Knit Community, Valhelsia 6, Vanilla, vault hunters, Wandering trades, Whitelisted, Zombie Flesh to Leather

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/wvkqYHuKqE
Description	Tired of seeing a multitude of servers swarming with kids? Join our adult community for stress-free Minecraft gaming!
Community Age	6 years

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of players are in the server?	All adult players with normal lives who enjoy relaxing and fun Minecraft sessions.
What kind of atmosphere does the server promote?	A low-stress community where players take their time, think before acting, and have fun together. Respectful and grief-free environment.
What kind of plugins/data packs are used?	AFK Display, Zombie Flesh to Leather, Armour Statues, Coordinates HUD, Double Shulker Shells, Durability Ping, Mob heads, Multiplayer Sleep, Wandering Trades, BlueMap, Fast decay leaves, Death Coords, WorldEdit, CoreProtect, Essentials, OpenInv.
How can I join the server?	Visit the Discord link provided or message the server admin with your Discord username.

ClickCraft Minecraft Server

add-on, click button, ClickCraft, Computer, CONTENT, Digital, dlc, Download, Entertainment, free, Game, Gaming, get all DLC, Holy based, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Promotion, Server, software, Steam, Technology, video game

Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and not only will you get all the DLC for free, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and dance to your every command.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden diamond block on our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Minecraft SMP – /sthg/ – Sonic the Hedgecraft General

amy rose, dark beginnings, general, Hedgecraft, IDW Release Dates, Knuckles’ 30th Anniversary Special, Milestone pastebin, Minecraft, Official Sonic the Hedgehog, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, smp, sonic, Sonic booru, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, Sonic Game Recommendation, Sonic Mod Recommendation, Sonic OC, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic X Shadow Generations, sthg, Wife Edition

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP ever – The Sonic the Hedgehog General Server! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest game releases to the wildest fan theories.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret levels where you can race against Sonic himself and collect golden rings for epic loot. Plus, we have exclusive access to unreleased Sonic games like “Sonic x Shadow Generations: Dark Beginnings” and “Sonic Rumble” – you won’t find these anywhere else!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a special event coming up where you can battle Knuckles in honor of his 30th anniversary. And don’t forget to check out Amy Rose’s Fortune Card Deck for some mystical Sonic powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic the Hedgehog and let’s make some chaos together!

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BoyfriendDrama Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDrama, car maintenance, car repair, Communication, Controlling, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, language barrier, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, NEGATIVE, Polish, relationship issue, seized nut, Server, sidelined, Upset, Worried

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any seized nuts or greasy situations like in the real world! Join us for some epic car maintenance adventures without the drama of controlling dads and unexpected mishaps.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream car from scratch, without any interference from annoying in-laws. No need to worry about being sidelined or feeling disrespected – on our server, you’re the master mechanic in charge!

So why join our server? Because here, the only thing getting seized is your excitement for all the crazy car creations you can come up with. Say goodbye to negative vibes and hello to a world of endless possibilities. See you on the server, where the only thing getting greased up is your creativity!

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