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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 4696 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of yourself and then having it come to life and fight off hordes of zombie chickens.
But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you the power to fly?
And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a creeper who drops sick beats while exploding in a rainbow of colors.
So come on, join our server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember, would you fucke me? I’d fucke me.