imagine this: u log in and suddenly u see a giant chicken riding a pig through the sky! yep, that’s right, we have flying farm animals here! not only that, but our diamonds are actually made of chocolate and taste like rainbows!
but wait, there’s more! ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil zombies? well now u can! our server is filled with magical creatures and epic quests that will keep u entertained for hours on end.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old solar radio bursts when u can have all this craziness in minecraft? let’s get weird together!
join us on this epic adventure as we explore the mysteries of the sun and maybe even uncover some alien secrets along the way. plus, we have like, the best pixelated sunsets you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make ur eyes pop out of ur head like a cartoon character.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and let’s make the sun our bff forever! oh, and did we mention we have space llamas? yeah, u heard that right. SPACE LLAMAS. they’re like, the coolest thing since sliced bread, trust us.
so come on over and let’s have a blast on this solar-powered minecraft server like no other! see u there, sun worshippers! πππ¦
Join our server if you want to avoid messing with the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land terrorizing players who dare to challenge it. But don’t worry, if you can defeat Chickenzilla, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
We also have a secret underground lair filled with mischievous pandas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. But be careful, if you get on their bad side, they’ll unleash a horde of exploding bamboo on you!
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, Mount Farticus, named for its mysterious gaseous emissions that will send you flying into the air!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a hilariously good time that you won’t find anywhere else!
You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!
Apply in the Discord
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(minecraft for now, current world is temporary*, custom world will launch soon)*
A community anxiously waiting for Hytale to launch ;). Once Hytale launches this server will transition over to a Hytale only server. Whether it takes 1 or 10 years we’ll be waiting patiently.
We aim to grow the discord server in order to have a healthy launch community. Come play on our custom Minecraft server in the meantime. No mods are needed to join our server since we are only using datapacks and plugins.
All you have to do is join the discord and ask to be whitelisted!
Discord: https://discord.com/invite/T8CEB5zxqn
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is there a whitelist to join the server? | Yes, you can join the server by asking to be whitelisted on our Discord server. |
| Do I need any mods to play on the server? | No, you do not need any mods to join our server as we only use datapacks and plugins. |
| Will the server transition to Hytale when it launches? | Yes, the server will transition to a Hytale-only server once the game launches. |
| What kind of custom structures are added to the server? | The server features custom structures such as forts, castles, houses, huts, camps, ruins, villages, nether structures, and end structures. |
Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons with bacon, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible)!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.
So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Vidya music for this feel? More like vidya party of a lifetime!
1. Our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will guide you through the game and give you tips on how to survive. Just be careful, he has a tendency to possess creepers and turn them into disco-dancing explosives!
2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and deadly traps. Rumor has it that if you can make it through alive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.
3. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and crazy players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on each other, there’s never a dull moment on Bloody Stool.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the killer bunnies…they’re not as cute as they seem.
Experience the thrill of backseat driving like never before as you try to avoid crashing into virtual obstacles and perfect your parking skills. Watch out for the sibling with “autism at a very low level” who may just surprise you with their expert commentary on your driving abilities.
But beware, the real challenge comes when you have to confront your siblings about their rude comments and nasty tones. Will you be the hero who stands up for your sister’s driving skills, or will you be the one lashing out in a fit of virtual road rage?
Join us on this wild ride of family dynamics and questionable driving advice. Who needs a GPS when you have siblings like these? Let the chaos begin!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild west showdown. Cowboys riding pigs, bandits robbing villagers, and even a sheriff riding a llama. But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered how someone with a rifle was able to position themselves on top of a roof 150 yards away from Trump? Well, on our server, you can find out!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of laughs. Who knows what kind of insane stories you’ll be able to tell after a day on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
you gotta be careful, man, cuz those hamas dudes are sneaky. they’ll ambush you when you least expect it. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players and take them down together. it’s like a real-life (well, minecraft-life) mission, dude.
plus, the new york times even reported on it, so you know it’s legit. join now and be a hero in this insane battle against hamas in gaza. trust me, you won’t regret it.