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ParanoidCraft: Where even the creepers are watching you! Join us after the solar eclipse for some blocky fun!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	1779
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual reality experience ever! Our server is so immersive, you might start questioning your own vision after playing for too long. But don’t worry, it’s just a side effect of our mind-bending gameplay. Who needs normal vision anyway when you can have tunnel vision in Minecraft? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us and see the world through a whole new (and slightly distorted) perspective!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5965	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Votes:	5305

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Buildings Constructed:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	150	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Votes:	5718	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!

Halfpint420’s Minecraft Server: VaxxedHippieLove

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3850	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Alien Abductions:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Potions Brewed:	77	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! Our server is a safe space where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about getting cucked by a hippie with a big vaccinated cock.

We guarantee that no one will steal your girl or send you pics and videos of them getting it on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will help you get over your ex and focus on building epic structures instead.

So come join us and leave the drama behind. Who needs a cheating girlfriend when you can have diamonds and creepers to worry about instead? Join now and let’s craft away the heartbreak together!