Solace MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Sacred Solace 1.20

Razors, control, orgasm, vocal, goosebumps

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of circumcision!

Are you tired of not being able to self-insert while watching porn because the dude has a cut dick?

On our server, everyone is intact and ready to orgasm like they should! No more weird sensations or lack of vocalization during your gaming experience.

Forget about not being able to cum from a blowjob – our server will make you shake and whimper like a little girl in no time!

Thanks to our server, you can feel completely controlled, owned, and at peace while playing.

Say goodbye to the pain of foreskin being sliced with razors and join us for a foreskin-friendly gaming experience!

Don’t be sorry for being circumcised, be sorry for not joining our server sooner!

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HonestCraft Minecraft Server

Champion, Honesty, Pursuit, modus operandi, cm punk

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of predicting your opponents’ every move, just like Drew McIntyre studying CM Punk’s modus operandi.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be facing off against placeholder champions, but also the man who will predictably try to screw you over in your pursuit for the title you never truly lost. Foresight will be the decider in this match, so make sure you’re ready to outsmart your enemies at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that a certain someone will definitely misjudge their helpfulness in assisting Damien in his most dire time. Unlike Drew, they could never exorcise their demons. So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this wild and unpredictable world of Minecraft mayhem!

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Crafty Banter Mine: Where Liverpool Fans Find Solace in Pixels

Crafty, football, camaraderie, TEAM, Find

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate banter club! Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculous shenanigans as we turn Minecraft into a wild comedy show.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens wearing top hats and monocles start dancing around you, singing show tunes. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a potato that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone says “potato”? Yeah, that actually happened.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and hoaxes. From fake lava traps to invisible maze dungeons, the possibilities are endless. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and your house exploded) on a daily basis.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the most epic banter club in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

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FantaSEA Land: Where Creepers Wear Bikinis and Diamonds are Forever!

Adventures, Stories, high spirits, CREEPERS, imagination

Are you tired of being a 21-year-old loner with no friends and a sucky life? Do you find yourself constantly daydreaming about epic battles and adventures just to escape reality? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with our insane stories and scenarios!

Imagine being invited to a dance or going on a quest to slay dragons, all from the comfort of your own virtual world. Say goodbye to feeling pathetic and hello to a world where anything is possible. Our server is the perfect escape from your everyday life, where you can be the hero of your own story.

Don’t let your self-inserting fantasies fade away, join our server and let your creativity soar to new heights. Who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones who will join you on epic adventures and quests? Say goodbye to embarrassing situations and hello to a world where you are the master of your own destiny.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start living out your wildest dreams in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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Blocky McBlockface: Where You Can Protect an Empty, Wavering World with Your Own Hands

peaceful slumber, Wings, Tranquility, Peace, watchful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can protect our empty, wavering world with your own blocky hands! But don’t worry, you won’t be alone in this epic quest. Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and talking cows who will fight by your side.

Join us and experience the thrill of folding your wings (yes, you have wings now) and sleeping in peace knowing that you have saved the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your Minecraft life!

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SickBurnsMC – Minecraft Server

offensive language, insensitive, Inappropriate Behavior, shocking statements, Rude

Tired of hearing cringy stuff from people? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who have the most outrageous stories to share, from getting chased by a pack of creepers to accidentally building a house out of diamond blocks. Say goodbye to boring conversations and hello to epic adventures on our server! Join now and let the craziness begin!

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CraftyCooksMC

kitchen, homemade, CraftyCooksMC, Cooking, chef life

Are you tired of boring old grocery store food? Do you want to level up your culinary skills in Minecraft? Join our server and become a master chef in the virtual world!

Imagine crafting your own enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boosts in the game. Or brewing potions that turn your enemies into chickens!

Our server is filled with secret recipes and hidden ingredients that will make your mouth water and your enemies tremble. So come join us and become the Gordon Ramsay of Minecraft!

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CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims

No Muslim representation, Government, Indian government, Muslim community, CraftyModi3.0NoMuslims

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world where modi 3.0 is ruling with an iron fist! no muslim representation in our cabinet, just like in real life india! build mosques and watch them get demolished by the government for fun! create your own political drama and conspiracy theories with your friends! who needs diversity when you can have all the chaos and corruption of real life politics in a blocky world? join now and see if you can survive the madness!

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PixelPioneer1870

silent films, Black and White Movies, historical actors, film preservation, sound quality

join this server and you can travel back in time to when black-and-white movies were the bomb diggity. we got actors who were born a hundred and fifty years ago playing minecraft like pros. you’ll feel like you’re in a time machine, except instead of going to the future, you’re going back to the past where everything is old-timey and cool. plus, our pixelated graphics will make you feel like you’re in a vintage film yourself. so come on, hop on this server and experience the ultimate blast from the past!

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NitroCraft2020 – FertileFarms & AnimalFarts

AnimalFarts, FertileFarms, NitroCraft2020

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got crazier stuff goin’ on than a llama ridin’ a pig through a nether portal!

Join dis server and you’ll be helpin’ save da planet, cuz we got a virtual farm where you can reduce dem greenhouse gas emissions by growin’ virtual crops instead of usin’ chemical fertilizers. Plus, we got a virtual barn where you can collect animal waste and turn it into virtual compost for dem crops. It’s like bein’ a virtual environmental superhero!

And get dis, we got a secret underground lab where you can brew virtual nitrous oxide potions and prank your friends by makin’ ’em laugh uncontrollably. It’s like a virtual laughing gas party up in here!

So come join da fun on dis Minecraft server and be part of somethin’ totally wild and wacky. Who needs reality when you can have virtual insanity, amirite? Let’s get crafty, baby!

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