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MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

Iboga Dance Party Server

42 minute mark, Alternative Medicine, bed bound, Dance, dancing, healing, holistic health, Hope, Iboga, Inspirational, interview, Living a normal life, mental health, Microdosing, neurological disorders, parkinsons, Party, Recovery, Server, suicidal, transformation, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Emeralds Found:	2057
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Do you wanna join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with joy? Well, lemme tell ya about this one server where we be microdosing Iboga for Parkinsons! Yeah, you heard me right! We got players going from suicidal and bed bound to dancing and living a normal life! And guess what? We even got interviews at the 42 minute mark! Can you believe it? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

eusurvival

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, CreativeBuilding, Economy, Faction, Factions, Factionsmp, factionsplugin, Hungergames, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

EU Survival is a no-hack Semi-Anarchy Minecraft server with Crystal PvP. It is a Java-only server and supports all MC versions between 1.19 and 1.20.4. The server is very vanilla-like, and it also has vote rewards! Experience it for yourself by joining EU Survival today!

Eusurvival.net

The Sandcastle

Archer, Capture Points, chokepoints, Crusader, DEFEND, Discord, Engineer, fighter, Kill Players, KitPvP, Medieval Mode, Minecraft, objective-based, organized sessions, PvP, Ranger, Server, team fortress 2, team-based, The Sandcastle, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

The Sandcastle is a team-based, objective-based KitPvP server similar to Team Fortress 2’s Medieval Mode.

The 5 base classes are Fighter, Archer, Crusader, Ranger, and Engineer, with more to come.

Capture points, kill players, and defend chokepoints to win!

We are just starting out, so sessions will be organized on the Discord server.

sandcastle.pro

No. 691902298 Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

”You’ll own nothing, Minecraft SMP”

anti-capitalism, consumerism, Contentment, economic equality, economic theories, future predictions, Happiness, happiness over possessions, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, minimalist lifestyle, ownership, personal fulfillment, possessions, smp, societal changes, societal happiness, societal values, wealth distribution, wealth redistribution, Youll

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	787237	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a community where you’ll own absolutely nothing, but somehow still be happy about it.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but it ended up looking like a deranged chicken instead. Or how about the time we had a “fashion show” where everyone showed up wearing nothing but pumpkin heads?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Llama Liberation Front,” a group of players dedicated to freeing all the llamas from their oppressive owners. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Uprising of ’21, where the sheep in our world revolted against their human overlords and demanded equal rights.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and ridiculous, come join us! Just remember, you’ll own nothing, but you’ll be happy about it.

EZbuildsMinecraft SMP

exceptional abilities, Exceptional qualities, exceptional talents, extraordinary capabilities, extraordinary talents, EZbuildsMinecraft, innate talents, natural aptitude, Outstanding abilities, Rare aptitude, rare gifts, Rare proficiency, remarkable skills, smp, special talents, specialized knowledge, uncommon abilities, Uncommon proficiency, unique skills, unique strengths, Unusual expertise, unusual skills

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9786
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old dirt houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers ride pigs into battle, and the villagers have formed their own government. Yes, things get pretty crazy on our server, but that’s what makes it so much fun!

But beware, not everyone can handle the chaos of our server. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the madness and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, then come on and join us!

Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you in awe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

abandonment, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, coping, counseling, Decision making, emotions, family dynamics, HEARTBREAK, home, House, Infidelity, Marriage, pet ownership, puppy, PuppyPitStop, reconciliation, relationship, Support, Trust, Wife

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Towns Built:	6	New Chunks Explored:	259156
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	31

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

Cool, German culture, German economy, German education, German efficiency, German food, German history, German humor, German immigration, German innovation, german language, German people, German politics, German reunification., German society, German stereotypes, German technology, german traditions, German values, German work ethic, Germans, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Potions Brewed:	58	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	587567
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

”>be me Minecraft SMP”

4 inch dick, 6foot6, Be me, body image, comparison, face, Frustration, full head of hair, god trolling, hair, handsome face, humor, Insecurity, ironic, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, small penis, smp, Struggle, Tall

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

> join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

apartment, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, emotional distress, family, financial responsibility, leaving abruptly, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, pranks, PranksterSisGone, relationships, Safety, Server, sibling dynamics, sister, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6814	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.