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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 8161 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
