do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!
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E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO! -
FungiCraft: Resistant Roots
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we have multidrug-resistant fungi found in commercial soil, compost, and flower bulbs! why would you want to join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally ate a mushroom that gave him superpowers! now he can fly around the map and shoot fireballs out of his butt! true story bro. so come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in our world of fungi and fun! -
TireVeggieCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have CAR TIRES GROWING IN VEGETABLES, YO! ððŋ that’s right, you can harvest your very own tire-tastic veggies and feast like a true tire warrior! ðĪĢðĨĶðwe’ve got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed in a minecraft server, like DRUG RESIDUES in our plant-based foods for that extra kick of excitement! ðð ðŋ who needs boring old regular veggies when you can have ones that make you feel like you’re on a wild adventure? ðð
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there! who knows what other insane surprises await you in our virtual world of tire-veggie goodness? ðĪŠððĨĶðŪ

