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All The Video Games In The World Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Buildings Constructed:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence? Look no further! Join our server where you’ll have all the resources and opportunities in the world, but absolutely no motivation to use them. It’s like being in heaven but not being able to enjoy it – the ultimate torture!

Imagine having all the video games, movies, music, books, and skills at your fingertips, but feeling absolutely zero desire to engage with any of them. It’s a special kind of hell that will leave you scratching your head and wondering why you even bothered logging on in the first place.

So if you’re looking for a challenge that will test your willpower and make you question the meaning of life, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, you may have all the tools you need to succeed, but that doesn’t mean you’ll actually want to use them. Good luck!

MineCraft Mania Server

Assetto Corsa, Combat Helo, dangerous waters, dcs world, DiRT: Rally, Enemy Engaged: Comanche vs Hokum, Euro truck sim, Falcon BMS, farming simulator, flight sims, IL-2, Live for Speed, Mania, microsoft flight simulator, Minecraft, NoLimits2, OMSI 2, racing sims, rfactor 2, Rise of Flight, SAM Simulator, Server, ship simulator, silent hunter, simulation games, Steel Armor: Blaze of War, Steel Beasts Pro, Steel Fury: Kharkov 1942, submarine sims, tank sims, train sims, train simulator, vehicle simulation, x-plane

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Join us for outrageous vehicle simulations like racing sims, flight sims, train sims, submarine sims, tank sims, and anything else sims that are so wild, they don’t have enough traffic to sustain their own independent generals!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, we have extra attention-grabbing search terms like sims/fsg/ /dcsg/ /fsxg/ /bmsg/ /shg/ /rofg/ /etsg/ /il2g/ /lfsg/ /tsg/ because why settle for just one sim when you can have them all?

Need a break from building and mining? Hop on over to our Planefriend pastebin for all your aviation needs. Tankfriend pastebin more your style? We got you covered. And don’t forget about our Boat- and subfriend pastebin for all your nautical adventures!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons, and a whole lot of laughs on the Salty 747 EFB Update Edition Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magic Items Found:	8083
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP where you can battle it out with other players in epic dance battles instead of PvP!

Worship your favorite kpop idols by building shrines in their honor and sacrificing creepers in their name. Want to join a faction? How about joining Team BTS and raiding the base of Team Blackpink for stealing your diamond armor?

But be warned, the server owner is a crazed kpop stan who will ban you if you dare to insult their bias. So come join us for a wild ride of kpop madness and Minecraft shenanigans!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5257
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Emeralds Found:	7805	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

#announcement, athlete, Based, inform, Killer Kross, Kross, Link, Minecraft, News, Notification, now.., professional wrestling, real, regret, smp, social media, Status, tweet, update, URL, Website, wrestling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2573	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	281	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

3D armor, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Experience, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, Join, Magic, Minecrafters, Quests, Roleplay, Safe, Server, Skills, smp, Spells, Stormy Hollow, Storyline, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

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Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

Community, comparison, Differences, discussion, Entertainment, Equivalent, forum, long tail, Media, Minecraft, movies, ONLINE, Popular, Recommendations, series, Show, shows, Similarities, smp, tags, television, trending, TV

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1274
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Divine Spears Created:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.