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Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Items Found:	4252	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9787
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Star Shards Collected:	70	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

amazing, Astonishing, Astounding, awe-inspiring, every time, eye-opening, fact, Fascinating, Incredible, jaw-dropping, learned, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, MindBlownMinecraftSMP, Shocking.., still blows my mind, Surprising, think about, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	96983	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	4763
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your guide through the crazy adventures that await you. He’ll lead you on quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword and battle against evil mobs like the Zombie Chicken Army and the Creeper Kittens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature of them all – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame a Disco Sheep, it will lead you to a hidden realm filled with endless riches and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown with epic quests, hilarious characters, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCrackheads

addiction, amusement, amusing addictions, chuckling, comedic recollections, CraftyCrackheads, former cravings, former dependencies, former obsessions, funny memories, humorous addictions, humorous reflections, laughing at myself, Laughter, Nostalgia, old addictions, past fixations, past habits, past indulgences, Reminiscing, silly habits

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3925
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

PlasticCraft: UN Chief Approves!

#sustainability, Approves, Biodiversity, chief, climate change, conservation, Convergence, environmental agreements, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global plastics treaty, International cooperation, marine life, ocean conservation, plastic pollution, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, pollution control, recycling, Sustainable development, UN environment chief, waste management

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4719	Enchantments Applied:	198
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

join dis minecraft server if u wanna be part of da biggest treaty eva!! we be converging on dem global plastics like a bunch of eco warriors! da UN environment chief be leading da charge, so u know it’s gonna be legit. come build ur own plastic-free paradise and show dem creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret diamond block, u get to ride a unicorn into battle against da evil plastic monsters. don’t miss out on dis epic adventure, join now and save da world, one block at a time!

Crafty Block Party Minecraft Server

About to start, Ambitions, aspirations, Beginning, BLOCK, Crafty, dreams, finding direction, goals, Identity, Journey, life path, Minecraft, motivation, Party, personal growth, purpose, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Server, Soul searching, What I am for

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	80942	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing builds.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They danced the night away and even taught the player some killer dance moves. Where else can you find that kind of entertainment in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical unicorn sanctuary where players can ride rainbow-colored unicorns through fields of glitter and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a leprechaun riding a flying pig!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

10x, 15m, 15m wait, Alpha, Biz, Community, cryptocurrency, Dead, discussion, finance, Forums, Good, internet, investing, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, smp, social media, stocks, Trading, WAIT, WTF

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

ExGFExposed: AITA MineCraft Server

aita, awkward, Boundaries, college, Communication, Confrontation, DATING, Deception, Decision making, ex, ExGFExposed, Girlfriend, high school, Honesty, instagram, Minecraft, partner, past, perspective, relationship, Server, social media, suspicion

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama follows you even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters and awkward moments, just like the time OP ran into her ex-boyfriend and his current girlfriend at Target.

Experience the thrill of navigating social interactions in a pixelated universe, where saying the wrong thing can lead to unfollows on TikTok and mysterious views on your TikTok profile. Who knew that a simple hello could lead to such chaos?

So, if you’re looking for a server that keeps you on your toes and provides endless entertainment, look no further! Join us now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and hilarious misunderstandings. And remember, always be prepared to explain your high school dating history to strangers in the virtual world – you never know what might happen next!

SpookySMP – Halloween Vibes

apple bobbing, autumn celebrations, candy corn, costume party, dressing up, fall festivities, festive treats, ghost stories, Halloween, halloween night, Halloween plans, Halloween traditions, haunted house, jack-o-lanterns, Plans, pumpkin carving, scary movies, spooky decorations, SpookySMP, Trick or Treat, Trick or treating, VIBES

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crops Grown:	8577	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Votes:	9841	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of the same old boring Halloween parties? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the spookiest Halloween experience of your life!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the haunted forests of our server, when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start a flash mob dance party. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant creeper-shaped piñata drops from the sky, filled with diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Halloween night, challenging players to a build battle for the chance to win a lifetime supply of pumpkin pie.

So ditch the boring costume parties and join us for a Halloween celebration like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!