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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	967
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9819	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Astral Projections Made:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	3538
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Emeralds Found:	3666
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	3875
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Enchantments Applied:	251
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	4763
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimension Hops:	11
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Exclusive Softwilly Discord Funny Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

What are the main features of the server?

Are new features constantly being added to the server?