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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 7729 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 97 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 118870 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
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