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Old System vs New System

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4921
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185

join this cray cray minecraft server where the only way to test the new testing system is with the old system that it’s designed to replace. why? because who needs logic when you can have chaos and confusion? plus, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts. true story. also, our diamond swords are actually made of solid gold because we like to keep things interesting. so come on down and join us for a wild ride of insanity and questionable decision-making. you won’t regret it. probably.

CraftyPopulism:DemocraCrisis

authoritarianism, bad health, CraftyPopulismDemocraCrisis, Crisis, Democracy, Division, Global, Government, leadership, polarization, Politics, pope, Populists, Religion, society, Speech, threat, VALUES, Warning, world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	136	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

haha join our epic minecraft server cuz the pope said so! he was like “yo these populists be cray cray, democracy be sick yo!” so we gotta save democracy by playing minecraft together! build epic castles, fight dragons, and maybe even meet the pope in game (jk he’s too busy fighting off the populists)! come join us and save the world, one block at a time!

NeighborlyCraft

Boundary, Community, Connection, familiarity, House, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, neighbors, neighbors boundary, neighbors connection, neighbors definition, neighbors familiarity, neighbors meaning, neighbors proximity, neighbors relationship, neighbors street, Proximity, relationship, residential, street, unknown cutoff

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building your lil dirt hut or whatever, when suddenly BAM! you got a neighbor! but like, not just any neighbor, a super cool one who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and stuff.

on this server, there’s this crazy thing where every time you log on, your house moves a little bit closer to your neighbor’s. it’s like a game of real life monopoly, but with creepers and stuff.

and get this, every full moon, there’s a massive party where everyone dresses up as their minecraft skin and dances around a giant bonfire made of netherack. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). trust me, you won’t regret it.

AgeCraft: Unlocking Life’s Secrets

AgeCraft, ageing, aging, aging cells, Aging population, aging process, Aging research, aging science, aging studies, cells, cellular aging, cellular biology, cellular function, cellular health, cellular regeneration, health, Lifes, Longevity, molecular secrets, quality of life, researchers, scientific breakthrough, Secrets, Unlocking

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Votes:	1384
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be, like, immortal and stuff? well dis server is like the fountain of youth but in minecraft form, bro! we got all da secrets to stop u from getting old and wrinkly, so u can stay young and fresh forever! join now and never worry about aging again, cuz we got da key to eternal youth, baby! come on, who wouldn’t wanna be forever young in minecraft?!

David’s Cloud of Doom – Beware of Creepers! (Not suitable for Skyblock fanatics!)

admin team, BEWARE, cloud, commands, Community, connection tutorial, Creative Plot World, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, DOOM, Event World, fanatics, Gaming, Grief Prevention, market, pay to win, PvE, rules, SECURITY, Skyblock, Suitable, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7705
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Do players have protection on the server?	Yes, players have a grief prevention system and a friendly admin team to assist with any issues.
What features are available for player’s quality-of-life?	Players can use a banking system for interest, a Market at the Survival Spawn for purchasing goods, and access to multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Is cross-play available between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now enjoy cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions on the server.
Where can players go for more information or support?	Players can join the Discord server for information on commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

Imoutoid’s Fun Minecraft Server

19 year old, Affection, Caring, close bond, family, Fun, gentle, imoutoid, Imoutoids, love, loving sister, Minecraft, Server, sibling, sibling affection, sibling dynamics, sibling love, sister, soft tongue, special connection, SWEET, tender age, unique relationship, young

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 19-year-old with a surprisingly soft tongue! Join us for the most unique and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Our server is so wild that the owner once tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with Taylor Swift songs. And don’t even get us started on the time they built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs are the DJ’s and the creepers know how to drop a sick beat. So come on down and join the fun – just watch out for that soft-tongued 19-year-old, she’s a real prankster!

KidneyCraft Minecraft Server

Black Market, BRIBE, bribery, child exploitation, children’s organs, China, Corruption, crime, criminal activity, Exploitation, human organ harvesting, human rights violation, human trafficking, illegal activity, illegal-trade, KidneyCraft, Minecraft, organ harvesting, organ trade, organ trafficking, Server, underground market, unethical practices

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we bribe players with organ harvesting! That’s right, even children’s organs are up for grabs in our virtual world. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and questionable ethics. Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to a black market organ trade? Come join us if you dare, but be prepared to leave your morals at the door.

BroGfDramaCraft

alcohol, Boundaries, BroGfDramaCraft, brothers girlfriend, children, Communication Issues, Conflict, Confrontation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, guests, parenting, Parenting styles, party etiquette, pool party, relationships, sibling rivalry, swearing, Unstable, unstable behavior

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Endless Night Skies:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creepers”. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my brother’s new girlfriend Kim showed up with her kids for a pool party.

Our server is so hot, we have a pool to cool off in – perfect for those heated moments when things start to get a little too intense. Just like when Kim confronted my wife about drinking in front of the kids, leading to a showdown that would make even the Ender Dragon quiver in fear.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place of unexpected alliances and epic battles. Like when my neighbor’s wife stood up to Kim, calling her a “self-righteous c-nt” and sending her packing with her dripping wet kids in tow. It was a moment that will go down in Minecraft history.

So come join us on our server, where the drama never stops and the insanity never ends. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next? Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything can happen.

TuskCraft: Defeating Far Right!

Defeat, Defeating, Democracy, Disappointment, donald tusk, eastern europe, elections, european politics, far right, France, Happy, international relations, parliamentary elections, pm, Polish, projected, Relief, russia, TuskCraft, Ukraine, Warsaw, Western Europe

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

haha so like, this server is so lit that even the Polish PM Donald Tusk would be happy about it! like, he would be jumping for joy and doing a little dance because this server is just that amazing. and you know what? the defeat of France’s far right in parliamentary elections would make him even happier, like he would be throwing a party and inviting all the players on the server to celebrate.

and get this, joining this server would bring disappointment to Russia and relief to Ukraine. like, they would be so jealous of all the fun and excitement happening on this server that they would be begging to join. but sorry, Russia and Ukraine, this server is just too cool for you to handle.

so come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you feel right at home. don’t miss out on the party, join now!

CraftyCritters

animal actors, Animal actors in films, Animal Behavior, Animal behavior in movies, Animal obedience, Animal performances, Animal trainers, animal training, Animal training techniques, Animals, CraftyCritters, Exceptional skills, film industry, misbehaving, Movie animals, movie magic, movies, obedience, Obedient animals, Trained animals, Training

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where animals are, like, the main attraction, but not just any animals, we’re talking about animals that are straight up movie stars! these animals have been in all the big films, from action to comedy to romance, you name it, they’ve done it all. and get this, they’re not just regular animals, they’re super smart and well-trained, like they know how to do all sorts of crazy tricks and stunts.

so, if you wanna hang out with some of the most famous animals in hollywood, then you gotta join this server. you can ride on the back of a giant elephant, have a dance party with a group of penguins, or even go on a treasure hunt with a pack of wolves. the possibilities are endless on this server, and you’ll never know what kind of wild adventure you’ll go on next.

plus, rumor has it that some of these animals have secret talents that they only show off to their closest friends. like, there’s a chimp who can solve complex math problems in seconds, a parrot who can speak five different languages, and a dolphin who can do backflips on land.

so, if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind minecraft experience that’s unlike anything you’ve ever seen before, then come join us on this server. who knows, you might even become best friends with a celebrity animal and get invited to all the hottest parties in the animal kingdom.

ToneCraft – Periodic Beats

beats, chemistry, creative concept, creative data, data visualization, Educational, ELEMENTS, Harmonics, innovative data visualization, interdisciplinary, Music, music and science, music theory, musical notes, musical scales, periodic, periodic table, periodic table elements, Science, sound frequencies, ToneCraft, unique data visualization, visual representation

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9512
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where the periodic table is made of musical tones? well, u r in luck cuz this server is just that! imagine mining for diamonds while jamming out to the sweet sounds of hydrogen and helium.

join us for the most epic musical experience of ur life! we even have a secret underground rave party in the sulfur biome. trust me, u don’t wanna miss it.

plus, our admin is a literal wizard who can turn ur pickaxe into a guitar that shoots fireballs. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this wild ride of science and music, where the only limit is ur imagination. see u there, cool cats! 🎵🔥🎸