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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9346 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 130 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?