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”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

Brainstem Bungalow – Minecraft Server

blood pressure, brain scans, Brainstem, Breathing, breathlessness, Bungalow, control centre, Covid patients, COVID symptoms, FATIGUE, functions, healthcare implications, heart rate, hospitalised, inflammation, long covid, long term, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological effects, respiratory system, Server, Severe Covid infections

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

Yo, dis server be like a party for yo brain, but not in a boring sciencey way, nah. We got brainstem inflaming action goin’ on up in here! Join dis server and let yo brain go wild with all da crazy functions like breathing, heart rate, and blood pressure!

We got brain scans of peeps hospitalised with Covid, showin’ off all da cool stuff happenin’ in yo noggin. Plus, we got long-term breathlessness and fatigue for all yo long COVID patients out there.

So come on down to dis Minecraft server and let yo brainstem get lit! Who needs normal brain functions when you can have all dis excitement goin’ on? Join now for a brain-tastic time!

Meta Minecraft Server: Less Than One Week!

anticipation, Conference, countdown, Event, EXCITEMENT, less than one week, Meta, metaphor, metaphor conference, metaphorical anticipation, metaphorical celebration, metaphorical conference, metaphorical countdown, metaphorical event, metaphorical event planning, metaphorical event preparation, metaphorical excitement, metaphorical gathering, Minecraft, one week countdown, Server, Upcoming Event, Week

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind – literally! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens, battling evil villagers with diamond swords, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?). And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne!

But that’s not all – we have special events happening every day leading up to the grand opening of Metaphor! From pixelated parades to llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen, but we don’t talk about them). See you on the other side, blockheads!

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

BTFO, Communication, controversy, Digital, Drama, E-Drone, edrone, Entertainment, internet, Khan, KWAB, Minecraft, online feud, smp, social media, Technology, Tony, TONY KHAN, Tony Khan burn, Tony Khan clapback, Tony Khan response, Tony Khan roast, Tony Khan tweet, twitter, viral

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6109
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Runes Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

ParentalPiggybacker

Adult, Christian, college fund, college student, Disown, expensive gift, financial support, Gay, iPhone, laptop, Leeching, Lifestyle, Mac laptop, ParentalPiggybacker, parents, privileged, rug-pulled, safe position, south-asian household, sunk cost fallacy, ungrateful

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

AVOID, avoid this car, bad experience, CAR, Disappointed, DISAPPOINTING, do not recommend, frustrating, LEMON, Minecraft, mistake, never buy again, not worth it, poor quality, regret, regretful purchase, RegretfulRide, smp, Terrible Experience, unreliable, unreliable car, Waste of Money, worst car

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8617
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

NoWayInNebraskaMC

America, AVOID, decision, Destination, dislike, Explore, never go, NoWayInNebraskaMC, opinion, Preference, State, tourism, travel, united states, unpopular, US State, vacation, Visit

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magic Items Found:	2132
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

climate change, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theorists, control, critical thinking, fake news, Hurricane, Hurricanes, internet culture, lost the plot, mental health, Minecraft, Misinformation, natural disasters, need to log off, online behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Server, skepticism, social media, technology addiction, weather control

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2124	Crops Grown:	3150
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

Competition, corner kick, Defense, european football, Explanation, game play, Goal, League, match, midfield, Minecraft, Offense, offside rule, penalty kick, Players, PLAYS, rules, smp, Soccer, sports, steve, strategy, Tactics, TEAM, terminology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

10. Past experiences, 11. Unforgettable moments, 12. Life reflections, 13. Do-over wishes, 14. Learning curve, 15. No repeat actions, 16. Avoiding pitfalls, 17. Self-improvement, 18. Avoiding regrets, 19. Future decisions, 2. Lessons learned, 20. Letting go of the past., 3. Life choices, 4. Mistakes made, 5. Never again, 6. One-time events, 7. Bad decisions, 8. Moving forward, 9. personal growth, Minecraft, NeverDigStraightDown, regretful experiences, smp

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8158	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

GenderGigglesMC

Communication, Expectations, eye-opening, female perspective, gender differences, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, GenderGigglesMC, hidden truths, Insights, male perspective, misconceptions, Perspectives, relationships, revelations, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Surprises, Understanding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?