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  • Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadDogDuelCraft

    DadDogDuelCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your competitive eating skills? Look no further than our server! We host epic hot-dog eating contests every week, with the winner receiving a $100 gift card to a tech retail store (because who needs diamonds in Minecraft when you can have tech gadgets, right?).

    Join us and become the ultimate “Doggler” of the server, shoving “glizzy after glizzy down your gullet” in a quest for victory. Just like in the story above, you can dethrone the reigning champion and earn the title of the new “Doggler”. Plus, we have special Doggler shirts for all our winners, so you can strut around the server in style.

    So come on over and join us for some hilarious and outrageous fun! Who knew that Minecraft and competitive eating could go hand in hand? Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the world of virtual hot-dog consumption.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BarJokez Minecraft SMP

    BarJokez Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like walking into a bar but with creepers and villagers! 😂 It’s so lit, like literally because we have a lava pit in the middle of spawn for no reason at all. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the skeletons drop their bows and start breakdancing. It’s wild, I tell ya!

    And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we replaced all the diamonds in someone’s chest with potatoes just for the lols. And another time, we built a giant statue of a chicken on someone’s house because why not? 😂

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then you gotta join us. We’re like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a pet parrot that knows how to swear in five different languages. It’s a total riot, you won’t regret it! ðŸĪŠðŸ”ðŸĶœðŸŽ‰

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyBorderPatrol

    CraftyBorderPatrol

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!

    Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.

    But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).

    So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

    Blocky Babes Abortion Saga

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be aborting is boring gameplay! we guarantee that if you deny yourself the chance to join, you’ll suffer from major fomo (fear of missing out), economic instability in the virtual world, and end up forever alone in the pixelated wilderness. our data shows that players who are granted access to our server experience better health, wealth, and social connections than those who are left in the dark. plus, your pre-existing minecraft creations will thrive and flourish like never before. don’t be a blockhead, join us now for the ultimate gaming experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HiveMC

    HiveMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    IP hivemc.top:25565
    Bedrock IP hivemc.top:19132
    Discord https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh

    Hive-MC is a new Survival Server with no economy. The server focuses on item-based economy such as emeralds and diamonds. Custom trades are available at /spawn based on community preferences.

    Features:

      • Random TP portals at /spawn
      • Trade command: /trade
      • Custom Villager trades at spawn
      • Newbie kit
      • Land claim using fences and signs
      • Graves feature to store loot after death

    FAQ

    1. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP address hivemc.top:25565 in your Minecraft client.

    2. Is there a Discord server for communication?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/xyT3PR2uGh for updates and community interaction.

    3. How does the economy work on the server?

    The server has an item-based economy where players can trade using items such as emeralds and diamonds.

    4. How do I claim land on the server?

    To claim land, you can use fences to create a border and place a sign with the text [rp]. This will indicate your claimed area.

    5. What happens to my items after I die?

    Your items are stored in a grave after death. You can retrieve them by using the /back command to teleport to your last coordinates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

    Cyber Artistic Realm 1.20.4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server where you can sail the high seas, plunder treasure, and battle other players for ultimate dominance! Set sail with your crew and build the most epic pirate ship the world has ever seen. ARRR you ready for this adventure?

    But wait, there’s more! Explore mysterious islands, dig for buried booty, and unleash your inner pirate captain. With mods like ComfyUI, Automatic1111, and Forge, you’ll have all the tools you need to conquer the seven seas. Plus, with online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai, you can customize your pirate flag and show off your swashbuckling style.

    Still not convinced? Check out our FAQ for tips and tricks on how to become the most feared pirate on the server. And don’t forget to visit our related boards like /aco/sdg and /g/sdg for even more resources and inspiration.

    So what are you waiting for, matey? Join our Pirate Edition Minecraft server and let the adventure begin! Just remember, dead men tell no tales, but they sure do have a lot of fun on this server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us if you’re tired of being accused of being pregnant by your mom for no reason at all. Our server is a safe space where you can build your dream world without any unwanted accusations.

    Embark on quests to prove your innocence and show your mom that you’re just a teenager trying to survive high school, not a pregnant prodigy. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures that will distract you from the stress of late periods and family drama.

    So come join us on this wild ride of Minecraft madness, where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity and imagination! Let’s build a world where accusations are a thing of the past and fun is the only thing on our minds.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ScamBuster’s Escape

    ScamBuster’s Escape

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join now to experience the thrilling tale of Auntie Scam-a-Lot, who is convinced she’s chatting with her favorite author who needs someone to pay her bills while she writes her next bestseller.

    Witness the epic showdown between a concerned nephew and his stubborn aunt, as he tries to convince her that she’s being catfished by a celebrity imposter. Will he succeed in saving her from financial ruin, or will Auntie Scam-a-Lot continue to believe in her online fairy tale?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InsomniaCraft SMP

    InsomniaCraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your brain melt away in a sea of blocks and creepers. Our server is so lit, even insomniacs will be counting sheep in no time. We got crazy builds, epic battles, and even a secret underground society of chickens plotting world domination. Trust me, you won’t be counting sheep, you’ll be counting diamonds! So come join us and say goodbye to sleepless nights, and hello to endless fun on our totally not cursed Minecraft server. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP