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99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8451	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

WinCraft SMP Pro

ad blocker, computer software, digital lifestyle, digital tools, Entertainment, Firefox with Ublock, Gaming, internet browser, online gaming, operating system, personal computer, PRO, productivity, smp, software, software applications, Steam, tech essentials, Technology, web browsing, wincraft, Windows 10 Home

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Towns Built:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	578	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old plugins and rules? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a friendly group of players who showed them the ropes and taught them how to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PixelPennyCraft

Awesome, charging, coding, Community, developers, digital tools, free software, Generosity, Giveaway, Impressive.., innovation, open source, PENNY, PixelPennyCraft, programming, software applications, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, technology industry, Wonder

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Animals Bred:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you an arm and a block of diamonds just to play? Well, look no further because our server is so epic that even Notch himself would be jealous!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and befriending creepers who just want a hug (or maybe to explode, who knows?).

Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s actually a moderator now, helping players navigate the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. And hey, did we mention that our server is powered by unicorn magic? Yeah, you heard that right. Unicorns. Magic. It’s a thing.

HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

HoleyUndiesNoProbMinecraft, smp

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

YouthfulMinecraftFun

“Youth, Abilities, activities, aging, aging process, capabilities, changes, childhood memories, growing up, hobbies, LIMITATIONS, Nostalgia, past experiences, pastimes, physical abilities, physical limitations, Reminiscing, restrictions, YouthfulMinecraftFun

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5307
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7274	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

HamasTunnelCrawl

Conflict, controversy, current events, gaza, Graffiti, Hamas, HamasTunnelCrawl, London, Maps, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, protest, public transportation, rape tunnels, Subway, Terrorism, Transportation, uk, Underground, Vandalism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1435
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We got more twists and turns than London’s Underground, and that’s saying something! Our map is covered with maps of Hamas ‘rape tunnels’ in Gaza – talk about a wild ride!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane adventures in Minecraft history. We’ve got secret passageways, hidden treasures, and a whole lot of chaos waiting for you. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Love Quest Minecraft Server

emotional investment, giving love, love, love and balance, love and commitment, Love And Communication, love and effort, love and emotions, love and expectations, love and fulfillment, love and reciprocity, love and relationships, love and satisfaction, love and trust, Love And Understanding, love and vulnerability, love reciprocation, Minecraft, point of love, Quest, receiving love, Server, unrequited love

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6311
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2954

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated in your love life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that! Our players will shower you with so much love and support, you’ll feel like the most cherished diamond in the mineshaft.

Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and heartwarming friendships. Build your own love castle and find your soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs real-life love when you have a whole virtual world of love waiting for you?

So come on, join our server and experience a love like no other. Because on our server, love isn’t just a feeling, it’s a way of life.

Imagine If The Green Was Red On This Map, Haha Minecraft SMP

Alternate Reality, amusing, color change, color swap, Creative, FANTASY, funny, Green.., haha, humor, hypothetical scenario, imagination, Imagine, Map, map alteration, mind game, Minecraft, playful, red, smp, visual change, what if, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9719	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where the grass is red and the sky is purple – that’s right, our server is like a psychedelic dream come true!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get this party started!

License2Craft Minecraft Server

background check, Boundaries, Drivers license, family dynamics, family opinions, financial reasons, future mother in law, health concerns, Health Insurance, health issues, License2Craft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal information, privacy, privacy rights, relationship boundaries, respecting privacy, Server, WIBTA, work sabbatical

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	3808	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with nosy future in-laws who think they have a right to your personal information? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where your privacy is respected and your driver’s license is safe from prying eyes!

We offer a safe haven for those who are tired of being interrogated by their future mother-in-law about their past. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about invasive background checks or judgmental family members.

Join now and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and avoiding creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what adventures await you!

So come on down to our server and leave your driver’s license worries behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

accusations, best friend involvement, BETRAYAL, breach of trust, cancelled surprise trip, cheating accusations, hurt feelings, lack of communication, lack of trust, lack of understanding, marriage counseling, marriage problems, overreaction, rebooking trip, secret planning, suspicion, tracking movements, trust issues, unexpected betrayal, WifeysSurpriseTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	894	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Holy Grails Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	104
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where trust is never an issue! Unlike some spouses, we won’t track your every move or accuse you of cheating just for planning a surprise trip. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience and leave the real-life craziness behind. Plus, our server is so epic, even your wife’s best friend will be on your side! Join now and leave the accusations at the door.

QuitMyAddiction – Minecraft SMP

addiction, Challenges, coping mechanisms, determination, Difficult, habits, lifestyle changes, mental health, Minecraft, Overcoming, perseverance, QuitMyAddiction, Quitting, Recovery, relapse, self-control, smp, Sobriety, strength, Struggle, Support, temptation, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	177

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules but they’re more like guidelines).

Our server is so addictive, it’s like trying to quit a diamond addiction in Minecraft (trust us, we’ve been there). The community is so fun and crazy, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, we have epic events like “TNT Olympics” and “Zombie Pigman Dance Parties” that will keep you coming back for more.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in this madness. Just be warned, once you join, you may never be able to leave (but hey, who would want to leave when you’re having this much fun?).

CreeperCarnage

awkward bedroom moments, awkward encounters, awkward hookups, awkward intimate moments, awkward sex, awkward sex stories, awkward sexual experiences, CreeperCarnage, cringe-worthy experiences, cringe-worthy sex stories, embarrassing bedroom experiences, embarrassing hookups, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex moments, funny hookup stories, funny sex mishaps, funny stories, sex fails, sex mishaps, uncomfortable sex situations, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	698991	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to have the most awkward and hilarious encounters while playing on our server. From accidentally setting your bed on fire while trying to impress your crush to getting lost in the Nether and stumbling upon a secret village of dancing pigs, you never know what wacky adventures await you!

But that’s not all – we also have epic events like the annual “Minecraft Dating Game” where players compete for a chance at virtual love (or at least a virtual date). And don’t forget about our legendary “Pig Racing Championships” where players saddle up their swine companions and race to victory!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs and excitement? Come on in and let the hilarity ensue!

RocketsVsIDF: 728 KIA, 26k Fired!

26k, Armed Forces, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, data, defense forces, FIRED, idf, Israel, kia, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, Military, rocket attacks, rockets fired, RocketsVsIDF, statistics, troops killed, violence, War, WARFARE

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5591
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE BUT WITHOUT ALL THE BLOOD AND GORE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST 26,000 ROCKETS FIRED AT ISRAEL. WE NEED BRAVE SOLDIERS TO HELP US DEFEND OUR BLOCKY LAND. PLUS, WE HAVE COOL WEAPONS AND ARMOR TO PROTECT YOU. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A HERO IN THIS EPIC MINECRAFT BATTLE!