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YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9221
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	296

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ores Mined:	1149
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Star Shards Collected:	128	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

FantasyCraft – Hololive 3rd Gen Server

3D LIVE Collab, 3rd, 82849453, Channels.., collaboration, Dead Ma’am’s Chest, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, FLARE, Gen, hololive, Hololive 3rd Generation, last thread, Marine, MV, NOËL, Pekora, Server, Square of Magic, STREAMS, Videos, Wander, マーブル冴える, 不知火フレア

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.

But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

#youtube, BLOCK, Community, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, feh, feh-timeline, fehstatsim, fire emblem, fire emblem heroes, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile game, New Trailer, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Updates

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2820	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!

UglyMiningCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Crops Grown:	6690

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!