Softies Minecraft Servers

Softies

  • BlockTyranny: No Softies Here!

    BlockTyranny: No Softies Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌍✨ Welcome to the Wildest, Wackiest Block Paradise! ✨🌍

    🎮 Have you ever dreamed of escaping the confines of reality? Well, throw on your diamond armor and sharpen your pickaxe, because our Minecraft server is where world-class rebels and pixelated legends unite!

    🐉 Reason #1: Fight Tyranny with TNT! Ever wondered how to build the ultimate fortress to withstand the moody wrath of a digital dictator? Here, you’ll enlist in an epic battle against pixelated tyrants, complete with explosive redstone traps and double-barreled diamond cannons! Forget about survival; we’re talking about THRIVAL!

    🚀 Reason #2: Communes of Chaos! Join forces with fellow exiles who’ve fled pixelated totalitarian regimes. Build a communist commune where everyone squabbles over who gets the next cake slice – just like real-life negotiations, but with more creepers and a lot less seriousness!

    🦸‍♀️ Reason #3: DIY Political Revolutions! Instead of just mining and crafting, why not craft impactful and bizarre political manifestos in the blocky world? Discover the revolutionary power of “Minecrafteer” – a grassroots movement dedicated to picking pickaxes instead of fights, because WHO needs diplomacy when you have diamond gear?

    Reason #4: Gold-Digging for Glory! Uncover unspeakable treasures hidden deep in the Nether, rumored to be stashed away by a rogue Enderman who writes radical poetry against bourgeoisie block-breeders. Team up with our Raging Raccoons to raid his lair and liberate the riches!

    🎉 Reason #5: Legendary Love Quests! Why focus merely on survival when you could be matchmaking enchanting elves? Cross the fiery pits of the End dimension, guided by the whispers of exiled lovers, and create a dating service for pixelated hearts. Are they a zombie or a skeleton? NO PROBLEM! Love conquers all… even creepers!

    🏰 Reason #6: Epic Drama, No Drama Llama! Want to taste a concoction of the silliest tales and uncontrollable laughter? Our server is a whirlwind of outrageous feats. Forge a giant llama statue that spits out cookies while hosting the ultimate karaoke showdown—all while a mob of villagers cheers with pitchforks!

    Reason #7: Build, Bash, and Binge! Access our exclusive weekly events where we combine building contests with brutal PvP battles followed by popcorn shows featuring the trials and tribulations of a world-renowned blocksmith who accidentally created a sentient crafting table.

    Join us where pixelated pixels collide with absurdity, and your boring life will become a legendary saga of blocky adventures! The only drama permitted is the one you craft yourself, and it’s bound to be absolutely laugh-out-loud ridiculous!

    🚪 Get ready to tear open the gate to the most ludicrous Minecraft adventure of your life! You won’t just play – you’ll LIVE IT! 🌈🛡️💥

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Softies vs Roughies

    Softies vs Roughies

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where, like, the crazier you are, the more people will like you? well, this is the place for you, my friend! we love people with disagreeable personalities who have those rare soft moments, like a fluffy bunny in a pit of snakes.

    we don’t care if you have rough outbursts, as long as you’re agreeable overall. but watch out, because if you’re too nice, people might not like you as much. it’s like a twisted version of high school popularity, but in minecraft form.

    join us for a wild ride of chaos and unpredictability. who knows what will happen next? maybe you’ll become the most beloved player on the server, or maybe you’ll be the outcast with a heart of gold. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. so come on in and let your crazy flag fly!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

    Nostalgic Mayan Cycle Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us on a journey back in time to the last Mayan cycle where we will build pyramids, sacrifice villagers (just kidding…maybe), and summon ancient spirits to help us mine diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who controls all the chickens in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance-off, he will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the Mayan cycle and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    NoDrunkTurkeyDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the drunken Thanksgiving disasters and passive-aggressive texts from your mom.

    On our server, you can build a virtual world free from nagging and berating, where the only shots fired are from your bow and arrow. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to mining, crafting, and exploring with fellow players who won’t judge you for wanting a sober Thanksgiving.

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Build your own paradise and let your creativity run wild, without any unwanted drunken BBQ invites. Trust us, this server is a lot more fun than dealing with your mom’s alcohol-fueled antics. Let’s craft away the drama together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HackMyBodyMC SMP

    HackMyBodyMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have secret body life hacks that will make you the ultimate pro player in no time!

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you. But with our special body life hack, you can do a backflip and dodge the explosion like a ninja!

    And that’s not all – our SMP is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, our admin accidentally turned into a chicken and started laying eggs everywhere. It was clucking hilarious!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become the most epic player in the most outrageous way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

    BlockParty: NoGriefingFam

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your family members constantly invading your Minecraft territory like a bunch of creepers? Do they keep stealing your diamonds and building ugly structures in your world without asking for permission? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

    Join our server and say goodbye to pesky family members encroaching on your personal space. We have a special plugin that creates an impenetrable force field around your base, keeping out unwanted visitors and ensuring your privacy. Plus, our admin team is like a squad of overprotective parents, ready to ban anyone who dares to mess with your stuff.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary tale of Steve, the player who single-handedly defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he did it blindfolded while juggling chickens. Join our server and maybe you’ll be the next Minecraft hero to go down in history!

    So if you’re tired of your family members trampling all over your virtual turf, come join us on our epic Minecraft server. It’s time to show them who’s the real boss of this blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

    Coral Buffet: Heatwave Savior

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to save the coral reefs while playing minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got coral that needs feeding to survive heat stress and u can be da hero to save dem all. join now and be da coral conservation warrior u always wanted to be. plus, rumor has it dat if u feed enuff coral, u unlock a secret underwater world with diamond armor-wearing fish and talking squids. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and save da coral, one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

    RAGELAND (1.16.5-1.21.1) Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the new project R4GELAND! Here you will find adventures in the classic survival mode. The server has various plugins for weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money).

    There are also mini-games: BedWars, BuildBattle, Hide and Seek. Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

    Minecraft server of Twitch streamer r4gep1ay – https://twitch.tv/r4gep1ay. If you have good skills in building or setting up a server, please contact us through the VKontakte group: https://vk.com/r4geland

    r4geland.ru

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

    Butthurt Belter’s Rope Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting roped into drama by those pesky butthurt belters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no butthurt belter policy! Join us and say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless fun and adventure.

    But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can mine diamonds with unicorns, build castles with talking animals, and battle evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon. Who needs reality when you have our crazy Minecraft world to escape to?

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the butthurt belters behind. Your soul will thank you for it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling lassitude, pessimism, and nostalgic inactivity? Do you want to break free from the shackles of neutralism? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where we promise to bring balance back to your organs and your life!

    Our server is run by a team of highly trained pasta experts who will guide you on a journey of self-discovery and carb-loading. With their guidance, you will learn to chew your pasta properly and avoid disruptions in your pancreas and liver.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground pasta laboratory where we conduct experiments to create the perfect pasta dish. Who knows what delicious creations you might discover?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where pasta is more than just a food – it’s a way of life. Don’t let Signorelli’s warnings scare you away, embrace the pasta and join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP