Soft Minecraft Servers

Soft Minecraft Servers

  • Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server

    Yoruichi’s Soft Skin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 4619
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the softness of Yoruichi’s skin like never before!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and mayhem. Build your own castle made of cotton candy and defend it from hordes of zombie unicorns. Explore a world where llamas can talk and diamonds grow on trees.

    But the real reason to join our server? Yoruichi’s skin is so soft that creepers refuse to explode near her. Legend has it that she once pet a baby ender dragon into submission. So come on in and see for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition

    DickCraft: Soft & Hard Edition
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 6538
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 55 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Zombie Dances: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Animals Bred: 147 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks – we build relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and questionable content.

    Our server is like no other, where you can unleash your inner architect and create the most outrageous structures imaginable. Want to build a giant banana-shaped castle? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? The sky’s the limit!

    But that’s not all – we also have exclusive events like zombie pigman races and creeper fashion shows. And don’t even get me started on our diamond hunting competitions – the winner gets a real-life unicorn (Disclaimer: unicorn may or may not be real).

    So why wait? Join us now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh together. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the process. And remember, on this server, size doesn’t matter – it’s all about how you use your blocks!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyPotatoLand

    CraftyPotatoLand
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4551
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 20 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we solve all your diamond-hard problems! Are you struggling with issues because of a certain virtual character? Fear not, for we have the answers you seek!

    Join our server and discover the FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE that will help you and your diamond-hard friend in times of need. We have the secrets to unlocking the truth about certain characters, including their real-life appearances!

    So, if you’re wondering if someone is still fat in real life or if they’ve gotten in better shape, look no further than our INSANE Minecraft server. Your diamond-hard friend will thank you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide

    DollCraft: Where Love and Blocks Collide
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3319
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7659 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Tender Temptress Minecraft server, where you will experience a love affair like no other! Our server is like a dearest doll, so soft and right, you won’t be able to resist its charms.

    Join us for a chance to build your own love nest in the sky, where you can cuddle with your Minecraft crush under the stars. Our love potions will make you fall head over heels for the game all over again.

    But beware, for our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the Creepers have fallen in love with our server too, and they will do anything to win your affection. Will you be able to resist their explosive advances?

    So come join us on Tender Temptress, where love is in the air and adventure awaits around every corner. Who knows, you might just find your minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the pixelated sunset.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Momiji’s ChillCraft

    Momiji’s ChillCraft
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6190
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Star Shards Collected: 167
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to kick back, relax, and let your inner zen flow? Look no further than Soft, relaxing Momiji! Our server is like a virtual spa for your mind, body, and blocky soul.

    Join us for daily yoga sessions in the virtual sunflower fields, where you can stretch your pixelated limbs and find your inner peace. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs for the ultimate relaxation experience.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Momiji tree, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it’s guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to players who can speak in emoji. Are you up for the challenge?

    So why wait? Join Soft, relaxing Momiji today and experience Minecraft like never before. Namaste, my blocky brethren.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks

    AreolaCraft: Where you can wrap your mouth around more than just blocks
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 9107
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Crops Grown: 2342 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the land is as bumpy as a big, brown, milky, yummy areola! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our pixelated world lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant cow with the most magnificent set of udders you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that those who dare to milk the cow will be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and emeralds! But be warned, the cow is not easily amused and will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you access to its precious milk. So put on your dancing shoes and join us on this epic adventure filled with bumpy areolas and endless treasures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoTouchyGFNoTouchy

    NoTouchyGFNoTouchy
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6625
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 7
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5254 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting your belongings! Join us if you’re tired of people treating their virtual blocks like they’re disposable!

    On our server, we have a strict policy of respecting all in-game items and structures. No more griefing or careless destruction here! We believe in taking care of your virtual possessions just like you would in real life.

    Join us and experience a community of players who understand the value of their pixelated possessions. Build your dream castle without fear of it being destroyed by a reckless player!

    So if you’re tired of dating someone who treats their belongings like garbage, come join our server and surround yourself with like-minded individuals who appreciate the value of virtual property. Because in our world, respecting your items is no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

    VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2962
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Towns Built: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

    NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dimension Hops: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

    if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

    so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StateOfFiction

    StateOfFiction
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 8192
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

    imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

    on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

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  • NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

    NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 6175
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1293 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

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  • BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

    BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 8800
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

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  • NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

    NoFearCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 7661
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 459 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

    4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • DadBod’s Minecraft Server

    DadBod’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 6988
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

    Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

    So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

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  • SisNameStealerCraft

    SisNameStealerCraft
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8922
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 9352 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

    Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

    But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

    Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

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