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GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

blocky, fanskroni, Fauna, gfe, gfe content, goes hard, love, Minecraft, never anti, Server, Story, take note

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

adult content, adventurous, confession explicit, dinger, DingerInPlopPipe, experience sexual encounter, Forbidden, hidden, INTIMATE, lady, lustful, memorable passionate, Minecraft, Personal, plop pipe, private moment, RISQUE, secret, smp, taboo

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

binge-worthy, catchy, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, INTRO, IntroSkipper, long tail tag 1, long tail tag 2, long tail tag 3, long tail tag 4, memorable, Minecraft, must watch, never skip, Nostalgia, opening credits, series, smp, television, theme song, title sequence, tv show

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	385
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

anger, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExBlockerz, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving on, Pain, relationship trauma, Resentment, self love, self-care, Support, Therapy, toxic relationship

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	99
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

Abi, autist, cartoony game trends, cartoony graphics, DEPRESSING, game trends, grey, hate, military simulation., Minecraft, rainbow graphics, Realistic, realistic graphics, RealisticCraft, Server, Shooter, Survival, Tarkov, Timmy, Ukraine, video games, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Star Shards Collected:	299	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

FilterFrenzy, FILTERS, firsties, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoBoastZoneMC

achievement, aita, bragging, Communication, concern, family, Fever, misunderstanding, NoBoastZoneMC, parents, praise, Preparation, relationship, Results, School exams, stress, success, Support, Top University, university entrance exam, validation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Potions Brewed:	96	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	7323	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of being underestimated by your parents? Join our Minecraft server and show them who’s boss! Just like this player who didn’t study for their school exams, but still aced their university entrance exam with a whopping 98%!

On our server, you can prove all the haters wrong and become the ultimate Minecraft master, even if you didn’t study for it. So come on, join us and show the world what you’re made of! Who needs good grades when you have mad Minecraft skills, am I right?

HungryHeroCraft

caloric needs, dietary requirements, eating fast, energy intake, fast metabolism, food consumption, high calorie intake, Hunger, HungryHeroCraft, maintaining energy levels, metabolism, nutrition, super appetite, super speed, super strength, superhero diet, superhero lifestyle, superhero metabolism, Superheroes, superhuman abilities, Superpowers

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so, like, imagine you’re a superhero, right? but you can’t even eat fast enough to keep up with all the crime-fighting you’re doing. that’s where our server comes in, bro. we got food that makes you eat super fast, like you’re a freakin’ vacuum cleaner. you’ll be able to save the world and still have time for a snack.

plus, we got this crazy story about a group of pandas who learned how to fly by eating enchanted bamboo. now they’re soaring through the skies, dropping gifts for players to find. you could be the lucky one to snag a flying panda mount and zoom around the server like a boss.

not to mention, we have a secret underground city where the villagers have developed a taste for adventure. they’ll challenge you to crazy tasks and reward you with rare items. it’s like a whole new world beneath the surface, waiting to be explored.

so come join us on the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre server out there. who needs regular old superheroes when you can have flying pandas and underground villagers? let’s get weird, my dudes.

RezzCraft: Where Java and Bedrock unite in pixelated harmony! #SurvivalMadness

advanced farming, anarchy world, bedrock, Chill, Discord, Drama-free, Friendly, Grief Prevention, grief-free, Harmony, Ip:, java, Leveling system, Mechanics, Minecraft, pixelated, Plugins, quality of life, RezzCraft, Server, SurvivalMadness, Trolls, unite, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Runes Activated:	6

Server Overview

Server Features
1.21.1 Support
Enhanced Vanilla Mechanics
Grief Prevention
Leveling System
Advanced Farming System
Separate Anarchy World

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Server IP (Java): rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

Server IP (Bedrock): 192.3.27.74:27099

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a Grief Prevention plugin in place to prevent griefing.
Can I use /sethome and /tpa commands?	Yes, we have enhanced vanilla mechanics that allow for the use of these commands.
How can I claim land?	Use a golden shovel to claim your land on the server.
Is there a separate world for anarchy?	Yes, there is a separate anarchy world where anything goes. You can find the portal in the spawn area.

PussyCraft Minecraft Server

actually, career choices, discrimination, empowerment, equality, feminism, financial independence, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, Minecraft, pussy, PussyCraft, Server, shekelstein, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, wage gap, Women, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7169
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Votes:	4483	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Void Gems Collected:	31
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cats are getting in on the action! Why bother with a regular job when you can join us and let the women do all the work for Shekelstein? Our server is so wild, even the animals are getting involved in the fun!

Join us for crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community like no other. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be part of our outrageous world where anything goes? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!