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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7061 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Void Gems Collected: | 11 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2833 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!