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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 342 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Crops Grown: | 7115 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 16 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Runes Activated: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!