Soft MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bio Brain Boosters

brain implants, Brain, neural engineering, Boosters, biohybrid

hey u, yea u! wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server dat is like no udder? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a biohybrid neural interface but for ur minecraft experience! imagine playin minecraft but ur brain is like “woah, dis is so real, i can feel da blocks!”

we got da latest advances in bio-inspired electronics, so u know dis server is da real deal. ur brain gonna be like “whoa, dis is some next level stuff, i feel like i’m actually in minecraft!”

so come join us on dis server, where da blocks are livin, da zombies are dancin, and ur brain is like “woah, dis is so real, i can feel da blocks!” u won’t wanna miss out on dis cray cray experience, trust me!

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Toilet Paper Tube Paradise

hygiene, clean, Paper, Soft, everyday

Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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SnoozeCraft

easy wake up, soothing, Soft, SnoozeCraft, waking up

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

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Cozy Blanket Realm 1.21.2

calming, warmth, throw, Sleep, Realm

Yo, bro, do you ever feel like your Minecraft world is just too cold and lonely? Well, fear not, because on this server, we provide virtual blankets for all our players!

Join us and wrap yourself in the warm, cozy embrace of our pixelated blankets as you embark on epic adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine.

Forget about the cold, harsh realities of the real world and snuggle up with us in this virtual wonderland where blankets are the key to success.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let us tuck you in with our digital comforters of awesomeness!

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ExSweaterSitchCraft

Insecurity, gift exchange, ex girlfriend, Jealousy, relationship

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my ex-girlfriend’s jealousy over a sweater.

We’ve got a community tighter than my sister and Cindy’s bond, with friendships that last longer than my failed relationship with Cindy. And just like Cindy fixing my mom’s washer, our server will fix all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for yearly gift exchanges that are more intense than my girlfriend’s reaction to a simple sweater gift. Will she forbid you from wearing the softest sweater you’ve ever felt? Find out on our server!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more entertaining than my love life. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our server?

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Blocky Man Boobs Minecraft Server

Boobs, Confidence, self-acceptance, Soft, Minecraft

Join our Minecraft server and experience the soft and squishy manboobs of our admin! They provide the best cushioning for those long mining sessions. Plus, rumor has it that if you rub them just right, you’ll unlock a secret chest full of diamonds! So come on, join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with manboobs and treasure!

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[Tremendous News] Minecraft SMP

perfect, cheerful, has AURA, an emoji, Brat

🤣 Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our top player Iyo Sky(34) is not just a regular player, she is the God of Joshi wrestling, the biggest draw in the universe, and the soon-to-be WWE Women’s World Champion! She’s cute, pure, strong, and has a great butt (yes, that’s important). Plus, she hates aOSU and is a cat enthusiast – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft SMP leader? Join now and become part of the Iyomaniacs, the most uplifting and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet! And remember, we are ABSOLUTELY FEARLESS, just like Iyo Sky(34) herself! So come on, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together! 🌟🐱💪 #IyomaniacsUnite #MinecraftMadness

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Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

male only space, loyal chad, mentally ill, FIX, incel

Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

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GelPong AI NetCraft

machine learning, Algorithms, squidgy, NetCraft, Experience

join dis minecraft server if u wanna play with a soft and squidgy water-rich gel that can beat u at pong! dis gel has memory like a goldfish so it gets better over time. u can train dis gel to be a pong champ and show off to all ur friends. come join da fun and see if u can beat da gel at its own game! it’s like playing against a real-life AI but way more squishy and fun. sign up now and get ready for a wild ride on dis crazy server!

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CubooCraft: The SMP Chronicles

imaginative play, Toy, toy store, Unique, adorable

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is run by a real-life Cuboo! That’s right, a literal Cuboo is in charge of this SMP and he’s always up to some wacky shenanigans.

Join our server if you want to participate in epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t worry, our Cuboo is always there to guide you with his infinite wisdom (and occasional derpiness).

But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Build Battle: Creeper Edition” where you have to build the most explosive creation possible before the timer runs out. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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