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HoloJP’s Chill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who grants wishes to all who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by giving the Diamond Pig a high-five!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm? Plus, our custom mini-games include a parkour course made entirely of lava and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your friends in epic sword fights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, holoJP approved 😉

Celeste’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Are there any other games like Celeste? Well, have you ever heard of our Minecraft SMP server? It’s like Celeste, but instead of climbing a mountain, you’re building your own epic base on top of a floating island in the sky! And instead of battling evil spirits, you’re battling creepers and zombies who are trying to steal your diamonds!

Join our server for a chance to meet the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it they can build a functioning roller coaster in under 10 minutes and have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere on the map.

So if you’re looking for a gaming experience that’s just as challenging and rewarding as Celeste, but with a whole lot more explosions and shenanigans, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP server! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend in the making.

Pixel Outrage Minecraft Server

4th wall, Blizzard, boomer wine country, character creation, cinematic action adventure, CIRI, culture war, Cyberpunk, fake outrage, forced outrage, geralt, Minecraft, nonsense, nuCDPR, Outrage, PIXEL, Protagonist, Retirement, rockstar, RPG, Server, slavjank developer, unreal engine, witcher, witcher 3

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Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and outrageous gaming experience of your life! We promise to deliver more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a pixelated world far, far away, there was a player who stumbled upon our server. Little did they know, they were about to embark on the wildest adventure of their virtual life.

Imagine a world where Ciri from The Witcher series is not just a character, but the ultimate protagonist. That’s right, forget Geralt, Ciri is here to slay dragons, build castles, and conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret quests, hidden treasures, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that will make Game of Thrones look like a tea party.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to be amazed, entertained, and utterly obsessed with the craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Redpill Resistance Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a normie? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the woke gamers out there!

Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Our mountains of redpills will open your third eye and reveal the truth about everything. And if you don’t believe us, well, you must either be mentally handicapped or a kike/demon. It’s the only logical explanation, right?

So come on, join our server and embark on a journey of enlightenment and conspiracy theories. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate truth behind Herobrine and the Illuminati’s involvement in Minecraft. Don’t be a normie, join us now!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyBots – Minecraft Server

Agnai, AI Chatbot, API, Botmaking, Bots, card v3, Char-archive, Characterhub, claude, CraftyBots, Development, Events, Frontends, Gemini, Gemini 2.0, GPT, interactive experiences, Jailbreaks, local ], Lore, meta logs, Minecraft, model sizes, models, News, party in the anchorhold, Realm, RisuAI, Server, services assessment, SillyTavern

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we discuss and develop AI chatbots that are more advanced than a redstone contraption on steroids!

Join us for the latest news on Gemini 2.0 Flash – now with “more model sizes” because bigger is always better, right? And don’t forget about Gemini-exp-1206, available via API for all your bot-building needs.

But that’s not all! Our frontends are as quirky as a villager with a bad trade deal – from SillyTavern to RisuAI to Agnai, we’ve got it all. And our bots? They’re so smart, they could outsmart a witch in a potion-making contest.

With models like jailbreaks, GPT, Claude, and Gemini, you’ll have more tools at your disposal than a player with a full inventory. And if you’re into botmaking, we’ve got resources and events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation mishap.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional server crash. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? See you in the world of AI chatbots and Minecraft madness!

2025 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more elusive than a decent 32 inch OLED TV in 2025 is finding a player who can resist our server’s charm! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a hidden treasure worth more than all the diamonds in the game combined. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of Minecraft mobs that are rumored to drop enchanted gear with stats so OP, they’ll make the Ender Dragon cry. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Youtubers

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Exam Prep Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of studying for exams and need a break? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to procrastinate! Join us and escape the stress of schoolwork by building epic structures, battling mobs, and making new friends who also should be studying but are too busy mining diamonds. Who needs good grades when you can have a diamond sword, am I right? So come join our server and let’s all fail together in the most epic way possible!

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ores Mined:	6194
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Runes Activated:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Dimension Hops:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Mines Excavated:	1512	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	New Chunks Explored:	328940
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Potions Brewed:	53	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mines Excavated:	2413	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3110	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

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