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Crafty Stacys and Lanky Lads Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the lankiest of lanklets can score with a Stacy on the first date! Our Chads live in a universe where the laws of physics don’t apply and where diamond swords are just a fashion accessory. Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to prove that even the most unlikely hero can come out on top. Who needs a job when you can conquer the virtual world with your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of swagger? Come join us and see why this server is the place to be for all the cool kids (and lanklets) in town!

Crafty Kooky Krew: Where Minecraft meets questionable conspiracy theories!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4221	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos happens! Join us and witness epic battles between Jews and white men as they fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will the Jews finally get their revenge on those pesky white men? Or will the white men prevail and build the biggest, baddest castle you’ve ever seen? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server. So come on, join the madness and see who comes out on top!

LOLcraft: AFL vs ESL Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	338
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old English-speaking servers? Do you want to join a server where AFL (American First Language) is the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us and experience the wackiness of trying to communicate with players who speak AFL as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft in a whole new dimension where words are twisted and sentences are turned upside down. But hey, who said Minecraft had to be easy?

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary AFL-speaking villagers who will trade you the most bizarre items you’ve ever seen. From upside-down pickaxes to inside-out armor, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness of AFL in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in this strange language by the time you leave!

Evil Steve’s Funhouse: Why So Evil?

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal evil genius who is always plotting diabolical schemes to keep you on your toes! Join now if you dare to face challenges like navigating a maze filled with exploding chickens or battling a horde of zombie pigs riding on flying creepers. And don’t worry, our evil overlord promises not to unleash any more killer bunnies… for now. So come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in this twisted world of mayhem and madness!

Blocky Booty University – Where Minecraft meets scandalous soccer stars!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Jessica Udovich’s leaked nudes? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the University of Washington soccer girls can’t keep their hands off it. Join us for a wild ride filled with finger-blasting adventures and ass-tastic fun. Don’t miss out on the action, come join the madness today!

Minecraft Mane Madness

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Dragon Eggs Found:	5667
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Star Shards Collected:	228	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, saddle up and join Horsebros, where the horses are the real MVPs! Our server is run by a group of horse whisperers who have trained our trusty steeds to do everything from mining diamonds to battling creepers.

Join us for epic horse races where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle, or take part in our weekly rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the wildest horse. And don’t worry about getting lost in our vast world, because our horses have a built-in GPS system that will guide you back to safety.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pegasus, a flying horse that will take you on magical adventures to hidden realms filled with treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join Horsebros today and let the hoof-tastic fun begin!

Blocky Battles: Who’s the Boss?

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Emeralds Found:	226	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic place to be!

Join us and compete in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and skills. Want to build a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn? Go for it! The wackier, the better!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games like llama racing, where you can ride your very own llama through obstacle courses and race against other players. And don’t even get us started on our llama fashion show competitions – because who doesn’t love a well-dressed llama?

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few llamas), then come on down and show us who is truly the best in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Crossdressers – Where Autogynephiles Rule!

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks aren’t the only thing getting stacked! Join us for a wild ride filled with autogynephilia and societal mystification – because who doesn’t love a little confusion mixed with some pedestalification?

On our server, you’ll find that female players are the true rulers, using their inherent autogynephilia to dominate the game. But be warned, if you dare to question their motives (spoiler alert: being a woman gets them off), you’ll face the fiercest resistance known to Minecraft kind!

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing more outrageous than our server description is the players themselves. Who needs logic when you have autogynephilia and pedestalification running the show?

Pimeyes Whores: Where Creeper Love Happens

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	180
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	634
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as your search history? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low. Join us for a chance to uncover scandalous secrets and maybe even stumble upon some unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough… or a diamond in the search results. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the unknown on our server. Who needs treasure chests when you have pimeyes at your fingertips? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BlockyBrits

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	4671	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of being constantly harassed by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the incels are coming edition, the only thing you’ll have to worry about is getting hit on by socially awkward skeletons! Join us for a wild ride filled with awkward pick-up lines, cringe-worthy flirting, and endless amounts of diamond armor to protect yourself from unwanted advances. Who needs to build a fortress when you have a legion of incels ready to defend you at all costs? So come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing scarier than the Ender Dragon is a fedora-wearing creeper who just can’t take a hint.