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ZenCraft Today 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, Contentment, emotional well being, friendless, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness mindset, inner peace, Jobless, joy, Laughter, MAIDENLESS, mindfulness, personal growth, positive attitude, positivity, resilience, self-acceptance, strength, Today, zen, zencraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate zen vibes, bro! Who needs friends, a girlfriend, or a job when you can be happy building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers?

We’ll throw you into the virtual streets of our server and you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond mines, dude!

Forget real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where happiness is just a block away. Join now and find your inner peace… or at least some epic loot!

CreeperCustodyDrama

#breastfeeding, addiction, alcoholism, blended family, child support, co parenting, court hearing, CreeperCustodyDrama, custody, custody battle, family dynamics, FTM, MIL, mother-in-law, new mom, overwhelmed, parenting, relationship, Sobriety, stepson, Therapy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2591
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	1432

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your MIL moving in next door? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, unexpected twists, and more plot twists than a soap opera!

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like dealing with an SO with addiction issues. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions for that too! And if you think dealing with a toddler is tough, try dealing with a toddler son from a one night stand while battling for custody in court. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids!

Join now and experience the thrill of not wanting custody of someone else’s kid while trying to navigate through a maze of relationship drama and family chaos. It’s a challenge like no other, but hey, at least you can escape to a virtual world where creepers are your only worry. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of patience and sanity!

QuoteFamMinecraft SMP

beloved movie quotes, best movie lines, classic movie quotes, family favorites, family movie nights, family movie traditions, famous movie lines, favorite movie quotes, iconic movie lines, memorable movie quotes, most quoted movies, movie catchphrases, movie memories, movie quote challenge, movie quote game, movie quote marathon, movie quote quiz, movie quotes, movie quotes trivia, popular movie quotes, QuoteFamMinecraft, smp

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have llamas that can breakdance, chickens that can do the Macarena, and pigs that can speak Pig Latin fluently. It’s like a zoo on crack, but in Minecraft!

And don’t even get me started on the players on this server, they’re like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high. One time, we had a player who built a giant toilet made out of diamonds just because he thought it would be funny. And you know what? It was hilarious!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not, that’s why!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Except for the rule that you have to wear a tutu while playing, because why not add a little extra flair to your gaming experience? Let’s get weird, let’s get wild, and let’s get wacky on this server that’s like a circus on steroids!

Caution: May cause excessive mining and crafting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

If people came with a warning label, mine would say “Caution: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines at any given moment.” But enough about me, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a virtual playground for all the crazies out there!

Join our server if you want to embark on wild adventures with a group of llamas who are secretly plotting to take over the world. Build your own castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it against an army of evil chickens who are armed with diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our enchanted waters and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids who will teach you how to speak dolphin. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner weirdo run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CraftyNATO: Russian Invaders Beware!

air defense, airspace violation, BEWARE, CraftyNATO, Defense, defense strategy, european security, fighter jets, international relations, Invaders, Military Aircraft, military deployment, military intervention, nato, nato allies, NATO response, Norwegian defense forces, Norwegian F-35s, Norwegian military, Polish airspace, Russian, russian aggression, russian aircraft, SECURITY

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5679	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NORWEGIAN F-35s FLYIN AROUND AFTER SOME RUSSIAN DUDES TRIED TO CRASH THE PARTY IN POLAND. WE AINT SCARED OF NO AIRCRAFT, WE BUILDIN BLOCK HOUSES AND FLYIN PIGS INSTEAD. COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS. MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET TO RIDE A FLYIN PIG, WHO KNOWS?! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Worldborne

character theme, Conquest, Custom Items, Discord, epic wars, fearless warrior, grand launch, Java only, Lore, master strategist, Nations, nations rise, prove dominance, Roleplay Support, skilled diplomat, Staff Team, Suggestions, Vanilla, wars rage, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Worldborne Server Overview

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by our staff team and give suggestions for inclusion.
Grand Launch Coming Soon!	The world of Worldborne hasn’t opened yet, but the stage is set for glory.
Roleplay Support and Whitelist Process	We support RP and have a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When is the grand launch of Worldborne?

The grand launch date is TBD, but stay tuned for updates on the official Discord server.

2. Is RP (Roleplay) required on Worldborne?

RP is not required, but we do support it and have a whitelist process to help immerse players in the world.

3. Can players suggest custom items for inclusion in the server?

Absolutely! We encourage players to suggest custom items to make the gameplay experience more diverse and exciting.

4. How can I join Worldborne’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server by clicking on the following link: Worldborne Discord

Mystic Realm of Shadows 1.20.2

#impatience, 1.20.2, anticipation, bdssadge, delayed, delayed gratification, eagerness, Expectation, guess, long wait, longing, mystic, patience, patience is a virtue, Realm, shadows, Suspense, suspenseful wait, uncertainty, WAIT, waiting for the outcome, waiting for the unknown, waiting game

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join this epic Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena!

Why join, you ask? Well, because our server has a secret underground disco party where Steve and Alex bust out their best dance moves!

Not to mention, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs and a talking chicken who tells the best jokes in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!

CraftyLady SMP

Allure, APPEAL, attractive, attractiveness, beauty, charisma, Charm, Confidence, CraftyLady, desirability, elegance, Femininity, grace, inner beauty, intelligence, Kindness, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, smp, Style, WOMAN

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best place ever to play Minecraft, bro. Like, the admins are all super cool and they built this giant statue of a chicken that shoots out diamonds every hour. It’s insane, bro.

And the players on the server are all like, super hot babes. Like, they all have these amazing pixelated skins that make them look like supermodels. And get this, they all have enchanted diamond armor that makes them invincible. It’s like a total babe magnet, bro.

But the best part is the events they have on the server. Like, every Friday night they have this crazy dance party at the spawn point where everyone has to wear a pumpkin on their head and do the chicken dance. It’s so hilarious, bro.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server that’s totally lit and full of hot babes and crazy events, you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

PetSecretsMC

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	2070	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Votes:	8756	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your pets spilling your secrets again! Our server is equipped with a top-notch pet muting feature that ensures your furry friends keep their mouths shut. No more embarrassing revelations about your secret obsession with building giant statues of llamas or your intense fear of creepers. So come join us and keep your skeletons firmly in your closet, where they belong!

CarneyCraft Minecraft Server

Bank of England, British, Campaign, Canada, Canadian, Canadian politics, Candidate, CarneyCraft, central bank, economic policy, election, finance, Government, governor, leader, Leadership race, Liberal party, Mark Carney, Minecraft, Politics, Potential leader, prime minister, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

so, like, imagine this, right? U R just chillin in ur Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, MARK CARNEY shows up outta nowhere! he’s like, “hey guys, i’m running for leader of Canada’s Liberal Party, but first, let’s play some Minecraft together!” and u’re like, “whaaaat? this is crazy!” but then u realize, this server is the coolest place to be!

not only do u get to hang out with Mark Carney, but u also get to battle zombie politicians and ride on flying pigs! plus, every time u log on, u get a free diamond sword and a pet dragon that breathes fire! and if u reach level 100, u unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of chocolate!

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are always wild! who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next leader of Canada’s Liberal Party! (just kidding, but seriously, come play with us!)