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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 9009 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
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