SodaCraftersUnited

Beverage, carbonated beverage, Cherry, Coca Cola, Cola, cream soda, Dr. Pepper, drink, fanta, favorite soda, grape, lemon-lime, Mountain Dew, orange, pepsi, refreshment, root beer, Soda, SodaCraftersUnited, soft drink, sprite

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7382
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only soda allowed is Creeper Cola! Why, you ask? Because every time you take a sip, a creeper explodes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be hilarious? Join our server for the chance to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while trying to build your dream castle. Trust us, it’s a blast! Plus, rumor has it that if you drink enough Creeper Cola, you’ll gain the ability to teleport like an enderman. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

OFsFinder69 – Minecraft SMP

acquaintance, Awareness, Boundaries, Curiosity, digital footprint, discovery, Explore, Friend, gossip, internet, Minecraft, Notification, OFs account, OFsFinder69, online presence, onlyfans, privacy, reaction, scandal, search, smp, social media, Surprise

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of the Nether, when suddenly you stumble upon your buddy’s OnlyFans account. And let me tell you, the content was fire! Your reaction? Well, let’s just say you were more shocked than when you accidentally blew up your base with a misplaced TNT block. But hey, who knew your friend had such hidden talents in the world of Minecraft and… other realms? Join our SMP for more unexpected surprises and scandalous secrets!

DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Votes:	4337	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	578670	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Crops Grown:	7709	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	188
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

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