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Minecraft SMP: RottingTeethGang

carbonated drinks, cavities, decay, dental care, dental decay, dental health, dental problems, enamel erosion, fall out, Minecraft, oral hygiene, poor diet, Rot, RottingTeethGang, smp, Soda, soda consumption, Sugar, sugary drinks, teeth, tooth decay, tooth loss, unhealthy habits

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8611
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Buildings Constructed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is rotten teeth! That’s right, we have a unique economy system where players trade in their decaying molars for rare items and resources.

But be careful, because one player drank so much soda that his teeth completely rotted and fell out! Now he’s known as the Toothless Bandit, stealing teeth from unsuspecting players to add to his collection. Will you be able to outsmart him and protect your pearly whites?

So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with toothy treasures and dental disasters. Who knew dental hygiene could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

SodaSipperCraft

1 litre bottle, acceptable size, beverage choice, beverage container, carbonated drink, convenience, convenience store, daily habits, eco-friendly, hydration, on the go, portable, public drinking, refreshment, Reusable, social etiquette, social norms, Soda, soda consumption, SodaSipperCraft, thirst quencher

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and sip on 1 litre bottles of soda like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like, the biggest flex in the Minecraft world, ya know? Plus, we got this epic rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks that will make you scream like a little piggy. And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a pet zombie named Bob who tells the best dad jokes. So come on and join us, cuz this server is lit AF!

BreakInBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, BREAK IN, BreakInBuddies, consequences, couch surfing, Eviction, friendship, homelessness, house guest, hypocritical, Minecraft, mutual friends, Safety, security system, Server, Shelter, Support, tough decision, toxic relationship, Trust, Wild Card

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Star Shards Collected:	128	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Dan from this story? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most secure security system in place – unless Dan decides to disarm it and leave the front door unlocked for intruders. But hey, who needs safety when you can have a friend like Dan, right?

Our server is filled with drama and betrayal, just like in this story. You never know when your fellow players will turn on you and leave you homeless, just like poor Dan. But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to guilt trip you for making tough decisions, just like the mutual friends in this tale.

So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable friendships. Who needs stability and safety when you can have chaos and drama? It’s a Minecraft server like no other!

BFF Ban: 30th Bday Bash!

30th, Ban, Bash, BDay, BFF, cheap accommodation, crying, disposable income, DRIVE, Facilities, Fairness, fortnite team, games, hot tub, House, Paying, refusing, savings, struggling for money, surprise birthday, taxi, Upset, weekend away, whatsapp group, wife’s friend

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Enchantments Applied:	241
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Animals Bred:	83
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Hey gamers!

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Well, look no further! Just like this guy trying to plan a surprise trip for his wife’s birthday, we promise to keep things cheap and cheerful.

Join us for a weekend getaway filled with hot tubs and games – just like the ones this group of friends had planned. But be warned, we don’t tolerate freeloaders! If you’re trying to sneak in for free like that one friend, you’ll be kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughter as we build, mine, and survive together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a Fortnite team with the most drama-free players around. See you there!

CraftyLoveMatch

celebrity crush, celebrity marriage, CraftyLoveMatch, dream partner, dream relationship, dream spouse, dream wedding, famous partner, fantasy marriage, fantasy wedding, global love, ideal match, ideal partner, international marriage, love across borders, LOVE OF MY LIFE, Marriage, Perfect Match, romantic fantasy, soulmate, ultimate love story

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	73	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Are you tired of being limited to marrying only in the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can marry anyone you want! That’s right, you can tie the pixelated knot with your favorite celebrity, fictional character, or even a block of dirt if that’s your thing. Our server is the only place where you can have a wedding ceremony with Steve from Minecraft and Kim Kardashian as your maid of honor. So why settle for just one spouse when you can have an entire harem of pixelated partners? Join our server now and say “I do” to a whole new level of virtual love!

glarin absens minecraft server

absence.., absens, Allies, commemoration, d-day, diplomatic relations, Europe, Events, glarin, global politics, international community, international relations, military history, Minecraft, Normandy, Pariah Status, Political Isolation, putin, russia, Server, soviet union, War Remembrance, Western Allies, world war II

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

haha u know wat else is a glaring absence? u not being on our epic minecraft server! like seriously, if u aint there, u basically a pariah in the gaming world. like russia at D-Day events, u just missing out on all the fun and action. so come join us and be a part of something epic, something legendary. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. so what u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

tajikHijabOutlawMC

Central Asia, conservative society, cultural norms, dress code, freedom of religion, government regulation, Headscarf, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic hijab, Muslim women, outlaw, religious attire, religious beliefs, religious discrimination., religious expression, religious freedom, religious persecution, tajikHijabOutlawMC, Tajikistan, unofficial ban, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Animals Bred:	77	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players! This server is so lit, it’s like Tajikistan outlawing the Islamic hijab after years of secretly hatin’ on it. But don’t worry, we ain’t hatin’ on no one’s style here, we’re all about that freedom to express yourself in the blocky world.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of Steve with diamond armor. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget all about that hijab drama.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about fun and freedom, just like Tajikistan finally realizing that banning the hijab was just plain silly. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together on this epic server!

ppl2lazy2walk100ft

#impatience, Behavior, car culture, convenience, Distance, Exercise, FITNESS, habits, health, Lazy, Lifestyle, Parking, Pedestrian, ppl2lazy2walk100ft, procrastination, sedentary, Time management, Transportation, urban living, Urban planning, Walking

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have magical flying pigs that poop out diamonds and rainbows. why walk when you can ride a giant chicken to your destination? our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music. plus, our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and spreading glitter everywhere. don’t be a noob, join our server now and experience the most insane adventures of your life!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

10. animal habitat, 11. animal survival, 12. animal intelligence, 13. animal perspective, 14. animal diversity, 15. animal welfare, 16. animal consciousness, 17. animal protection, 18. animal rights, 19. animal conservation, 2. animal spirit, 20. animal advocacy., 3. animal kingdom, 4. animal instincts, 5. wildlife experience, 6. animal behavior, 7. animal communication, 8. animal characteristics, 9. animal adaptation, Alter, animal, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Ego, Pick

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Towns Built:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

avian influenza, birb, bird flu, Diagnosis, Epidemic, flu, global health, H5N2, human case, Infectious Disease, mexico, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, Prevention, public health, respiratory illness, Server, Symptoms, Transmission, Treatment, Virus, Who, zoonotic disease

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Votes:	4275
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	5942
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

Apology, Automotive Industry, Cheating, compliance, corporate responsibility, damage control, Emissions, Ethics, Japanese carmaker, Manufacturing, News, production halt, public relations, Quality Control, regulations, repercussions.., scandal, three models, toyaCheatzCraftz, Toyota, vehicle testing

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dimension Hops:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!