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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Second Dr. Crafty SMP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magic Items Found:	2269
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	461023	Void Armor Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the second Dr. Pepper never tastes as good as the first – but that’s not the only reason to join us!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.

JustedCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4852	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting “justed” on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, getting “justed” is a thing of the past! Join us and experience a world where getting “justed” is just a myth, like unicorns or responsible creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Rumor has it he even hosts weekly dance parties at his haunted mansion.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. They throw the wildest parties and always welcome new players to join in on the fun. Just be sure to bring your best dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to getting “justed” forever. Who needs diamonds when you have llamas and Herobrine throwing dance parties?

ParentalRage Minecraft Server

aita, Chores, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, help with chores, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, legal drinking age, living with aunt, Losing friends, Minecraft, moving out, parental expectations, ParentalRage, parents, sacrificing social life, Server, sibling behavior, sibling favoritism, standing up to parents, unfair treatment

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5576
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of doing all the work while your lazy parents and siblings just sit around doing nothing? Join our Minecraft server and escape the unfairness of reality! On our server, you can build your own virtual world where chores don’t exist and everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight).

Imagine a world where your younger brother can’t get away with drinking in a field while you’re stuck at home missing out on all the fun. On our server, everyone is treated equally (unless you’re a creeper, then you might get blown up).

And if your parents won’t let you live your life, just pack your virtual bags and move in with your cool aunt who lives in a pixelated paradise. She’ll probably even let you go to all the birthday parties you want without any restrictions on alcohol (as long as it’s Minecraft alcohol, which is just water in a fancy glass).

So don’t be the only help your family has in real life, come join our Minecraft server where the only help you need is figuring out how to build a castle without getting attacked by zombies. It’s a win-win situation, unless you’re a creeper.

SisInLawSquadCraft

AirB&B, Boundaries, complaining, damage control, enforcing rules, establishing rules, family dynamics, Family Support, house rules, household rules, micromanaging, new floors, new walls, reminders, Renovations, Respect, short term rental, single mothers, SisInLawSquadCraft, sister-in-law, toddlers

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

FearlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you afraid of creepers in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals! They love to dance and explode confetti everywhere, making them the life of the blocky party. Join us and see for yourself – you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

MineCraftyConvicts

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because on our server, the only crime worth going to prison for is not building with enough pizzazz! That’s right, if your builds aren’t jaw-droppingly amazing, you’ll be locked up in our virtual jail faster than you can say “creeper.”

But don’t worry, prison life isn’t so bad here. You’ll have access to all the virtual amenities you could ever dream of, from a diamond-encrusted cell to a gourmet virtual cafeteria serving up the finest pixelated steak. And if you’re lucky, you might even get a visit from our resident celebrity inmate, Herobrine himself!

So why wait? Join our server today and start building your way to virtual infamy. Who knows, maybe one day your epic creations will be the talk of the pixelated town!

BankofChinaRus Minecraft Server

Bank of China, BankofChinaRus, compliance, diplomatic relations, economic impact, financial institutions, financial services, financial transactions, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international banking, international relations, Minecraft, regulatory compliance, risk management, Russian division, Russian lenders, sanctions, secondary sanctions, Server, suspended operations, trade restrictions, united states

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	172	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29

Come join our server, where the Russian division of the Bank of China is actually run by a group of sneaky pandas who are trying to avoid getting caught up in some crazy sanctions! These pandas are experts at hiding their money in Minecraft chests and dodging those pesky secondary sanctions.

You’ll have a blast navigating through our virtual world, trying to outsmart the FBI agents who are hot on the trail of these mischievous pandas. Will you help them evade capture or join forces with the feds to bring them to justice? The choice is yours on our wild and wacky server!

Plus, who wouldn’t want to see pandas in business suits running a bank? It’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on down and join the fun – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to go along with the madness. See you there!

RegenToothCraft

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Love Letters Sent:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32

hey yall! have u ever wanted to regrow ur teeth like a shark? well do i have the server for u! we are conducting human trials for a new teeth regeneration drug in minecraft! join us and become a dental superhero! who needs a dentist when u can just pop a pill and grow a new set of chompers? plus, rumor has it that the drug also gives u super speed and the ability to shoot lasers out of ur eyes. so come on down and join the fun! just remember, side effects may include turning into a half-shark half-human hybrid. but who wouldn’t want that, amirite? sign up now and let’s get this experiment started!

CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	107
Enchantments Applied:	58	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)

WildfireCraft: Burning Up the Server!

air quality, Analysis, Burning, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, disaster prevention, ecological balance, emergency response, environmental impact, exponential rise, extreme fires, Forest fires, global warming, Mediterranean, natural disasters, satellite data, Server, temperate conifer forests, Western US, WildfireCraft, Wildfires

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

join our minecraft server and escape the fiery wrath of climate change! our server is so lit, it’s like being in the middle of a wildfire without actually being in danger.

build your own forest paradise and watch it burn to the ground in our extreme fire events that happen every 5 minutes. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks!

team up with other players to fight off the flames and save your precious creations, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold. who needs netflix when you have our server?

come join us and experience the thrill of surviving the most extreme wildfires in minecraft history. it’s hot, it’s wild, it’s… well, it’s just plain crazy. but isn’t that what minecraft is all about?

Aquistix

Adventure, Aether, building, Community, Crafting, Create, Custom, Discord, Expanded Combat, Exploration, FANTASY, mana and artifice, Mca, Medieval RP, Minecolonies, Mods, Origins, role playing, Roleplay, small ships, Survival, Towny Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1827	Emeralds Found:	2567
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

A Medieval RP Towny server with Mods such as Mana and Artifice, Origins, Small Ships, Aether, Expanded Combat, Minecolonies, MCA, Create, and many more!

Server is up 24/7, and the modpack download is in the Discord!

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