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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 6810 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 2139 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 6415 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!