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Why Did He Do It? Minecraft Server

ability to breathe, Asphyxiation, Black Lives Matter, brutal crime., cardiac arrest, cause of death, compassionate spirit, excessive semen, family appeal, forgiveness, healing, horrifying footage, HOURS, JURORS, large genital, Minecraft, Mohamed Noor Iidow, multiple times, Natalie, Old Bailey, oversized sexual organ, police examiners, Server, soda bottle, Throat, Understanding, Victim, vile attack, why did he do it, windpipe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compare to the crazy adventures you’ll have!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!

But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!

Join now and let the insanity begin!

The Second Dr. Crafty SMP

Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated drink, Cola, Crafty, Dr. Pepper, fizzy drink, iconic brand, popular drink, refreshment, smp, Soda, soda addiction., soda bottle, soda can, soda flavor, soda fountain, soda machine, soda pop, soda taste, soft drink, sweet drink

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the second Dr. Pepper never tastes as good as the first – but that’s not the only reason to join us!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.

Confiscated Creepers Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, behavior management, Challenging, Classroom, confiscate, confiscated, CREEPERS, Dangerous, discipline, education, learning, Minecraft, prohibited items, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Scary, School, Server, Students, Surprising, teachers, teaching, unexpected, unexpected situations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
New Chunks Explored:	599020	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We once had to confiscate a player’s enchanted diamond sword because they were using it to battle a horde of zombie pigmen while riding a flying pig! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to confiscate some seriously wild items. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

CompliCraft – Never Forget!

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and receive compliments like you’ve never heard before! Our players are known for their impeccable taste in flattery, with comments like “Your pixelated pickaxe skills are out of this world!” and “Your block-placing abilities are truly legendary!” You’ll be walking on cloud blocks after hearing all the praise our community has to offer. So come join us and bask in the glow of endless compliments – you’ll never forget the day you joined our server!

RostovRageCraft

ablaze, damage assessment, dw, emergency, emergency response, environmental disaster, evacuation, explosion, Fire, Firefighters, fuel supply, hazardous materials, industrial accident, investigation, news coverage, Oil depots, oil storage, Rostov region, RostovRageCraft, russia, Safety Measures

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1960
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Animals Bred:	143	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	99	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots ablaze just like in russia’s rostov region! it’s lit, literally! watch as the flames dance around you while you mine for diamonds and build your own empire. be a part of the chaos and destruction, it’s a real blast! join now for a fiery adventure like no other! 🔥🔥🔥 #minecraftmadness #burnbabyburn

CoinMintCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	120134	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where coins feel more expensive than they are! why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player found a coin on the ground and thought it was just a regular old coin. but when they went to spend it at the virtual market, they realized it was worth a million diamonds! yes, you heard that right, a million diamonds! so come join us and see if you can find the next hidden treasure in our wacky world of minecraft madness. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next lucky player to strike it rich with our valuable coins!

CheeseCraft: Age Like a Pro

2.3 million people, age, aging gracefully, Aging population, cheese consumption, cheese lovers, CheeseCraft, dairy intake, dairy products, diet, eating cheese, happy aging, healthy aging, healthy diet, Longevity, mental health, Mental well-being, nutrition, PRO, Stress Management, stress resilience, study, well-being

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7713
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	New Chunks Explored:	115003
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	215	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	106

come join our epic minecraft server where cheese is the key to happiness and aging like a fine wine! 🧀🍷

we did a study of like 2.3 million people and found that those who ate the most cheese were the happiest and most stress-free players on the server. it’s like magic cheese powers or something, man.

so if you want to level up your mental health, stress resilience, and overall well-being, come join us and eat alllll the cheese! plus, our cheese-themed builds are out of this world. 🧀🚀

don’t miss out on the cheesiest, craziest minecraft experience of your life. join us now and let the cheese guide you to victory! 🧀✨

Vanity

1.8-1.20, best, Casual Factions, Community, Cross-Play, Daily, Economy, Events, Experience, Factions, Friendly, Gamemodes, Join, KitPvP, Lag, Minecraft, Network, oldest, policy, PvE, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Survival, Toxicity, Vanity

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	946
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

play.vanity-mc.net

CubeLife

Adventure, base building, battle pass, Bosses, Clans, classic, comfortable game, creativity, CubeLife, CubeLife server, dupe free, Economy, endless possibilities, Latest Version, LifeSteal, minecraft server, Mobarena, no intrusive donations, No Wipes, Parkour, PvP, Semi Vanilla, server address, smp, Survival, unique mechanics

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8612	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Magic Items Found:	1392
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Buildings Constructed:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Welcome to the world of adventure and creativity on the CubeLife server!

≫ CubeLife is a survival server on the latest version, offering a wide range of possibilities for an enjoyable and comfortable game. No intrusive donations, dupes or creativity.

We have several game modes:

★ Classic – simple semi-vanilla survival without unnecessary plugins. Well-thought-out economy, clans, battle pass. An ever-expanding world and no wipes!

★ LifeSteal (in development) – survival with PvP elements and many unique mechanics. Build your base, kill players and take their lives! But don’t forget to watch your lives. When your health reaches zero, you will be banned for a day.

Join CubeLife right now and plunge into a world of endless possibilities. See you in the game!

✔️ Server IP address: cubelife.net

cubelife.net

Turnabout the Vanilla SMP: Please Knock Before Entering

Community, Discord, ENTERING, Friendly, Griefing, Knock, Minigames, Mods, Protection, Redstone, shopping district, smp, stealing, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8052
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Focus	Community building and fun
Features	Whitelisted server, griefing and stealing protection, building and redstone focus, plans for shopping district and minigames
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Turnabout a whitelisted server?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing on Turnabout?	Yes, Turnabout has protections in place to prevent griefing and stealing.
What is the focus of Turnabout server?	Turnabout is focused on community building, redstone projects, and creating a welcoming environment for players.
What upcoming features can players expect on Turnabout?	Players can look forward to a shopping district, minigames, and more to keep everyone entertained.

CasaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixel art with their hooves. You won’t find this kind of talent anywhere else!

2. The server’s spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every time someone new joins. It’s like a party every time you log on!

3. Our community events include annual “Chicken Races” where players ride on the backs of speedy chickens and race through obstacle courses. It’s clucking madness!

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that is guarded by a group of mischievous pandas who will only give you the loot if you can beat them in a dance-off. Can you bust a move better than a panda?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, this server is a kino anna mei, ngl.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

ChudCraft, chuds, controversy, Display, england, European Championship, fan behavior, football, hooliganism, international relations, match, Minecraft, nationalism, patriotism, pride, protest, Rivalry, Russian flags, Serbian, Server, Sportsmanship, stands, UEFA

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Serbian chuds hang Russian flags in the stands during matches with England! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as we navigate through the chaos of international soccer rivalries in the virtual world. Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter on our server – from sheep riding pigs to building giant monuments made entirely of diamond blocks. So come on and join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected flag-waving chuds along the way!