imagine telling your parents you joined this server and suddenly they’re like “here’s a fat stack of cash for your education, my child.” it’s like winning the lottery, but better cuz you get to build cool stuff in Minecraft too!
so come on, join us and watch the money roll in for your education. who knew playing Minecraft could make you rich in real life? it’s like a dream come true, fam!
WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?
COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!
But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.
So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything